whats everyones asl

1. 2018-05-03 at 1:22 PM UTC

   #101
   Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
   22/M/The Netherlands
2. 2018-05-03 at 1:23 PM UTC

   #102
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Lol dang Pole. All Scot on my father's side for hundreds of years a family member did extensive study on our family's history. My mother's is far more complicated. Irish/Italian/German..some Pork chop too a few hundred years ago.
3. 2018-05-03 at 1:24 PM UTC

   #103
   

   POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
   whatsa pork chop?
4. 2018-05-03 at 1:27 PM UTC

   #104
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Portuguese lol. I had like a great great...(maybe one more great lol) grandmother that was one. My mother's side was is so fucked up. My Da's is so easy to research.
5. 2018-05-03 at 1:53 PM UTC

   #105
   

   POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
   my great grand parents on my moms side all came to America in the early 1900's and I never did get the time of arrival of my dads side they just knew they were from Oklahoma I can only assume they were dumbasses
6. 2018-05-03 at 3:49 PM UTC

   #106
   

   Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

   Originally posted by POLECAT my great grand parents on my moms side all came to America in the early 1900's

   
   What was so great about them?
7. 2018-05-03 at 3:53 PM UTC

   #107
   

   POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
   I don't know you and you came in on the same boat I did, but I don't know you and I don't talk to strangers so fess up or shit up nd have a nice day
8. 2018-05-03 at 3:55 PM UTC

   #108
   

   Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole
   I guess it wasn't that granny made good cookies then huh
9. 2018-05-03 at 3:57 PM UTC

   #109
   

   POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
   dis nigga hard a hearin
10. 2018-05-03 at 3:57 PM UTC

    #110
    

    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition

    Originally posted by Misguided Russian 5% jedi

    
    uh oh
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    • Soyboy
11. 2018-05-03 at 4:21 PM UTC

    #111
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by aldra uh oh

    
    UH OHHHHHH
    
    I lived in Israel for some years too UH OHHHHHHH
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    • Soyboy
12. 2018-05-03 at 4:22 PM UTC

    #112
    

    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    that avatar really improves the impact of all-caps posts
13. 2018-05-03 at 4:22 PM UTC

    #113
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by aldra that avatar really improves the impact of all-caps posts

    
    catch my edit
14. 2018-05-03 at 4:23 PM UTC

    #114
    tee hee hee Naturally Camouflaged [slangily complete this slumberer]

    Originally posted by Misguided Russian what are you then

    
    Pole.
15. 2018-05-03 at 4:23 PM UTC

    #115
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by tee hee hee Pole.

    
    The correct term you're looking for is kurwa.
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

    • aldra, 
    • Soyboy
16. 2018-05-03 at 4:24 PM UTC

    #116
    tee hee hee Naturally Camouflaged [slangily complete this slumberer]
    Ruuuuuuuuuuude. 😛
17. 2018-05-03 at 4:25 PM UTC

    #117
    

    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    most important word in the polack language
    
    

    Originally posted by Misguided Russian I lived in Israel for some years too UH OHHHHHHH

    
    
    
    lol why
18. 2018-05-03 at 4:26 PM UTC

    #118
    tee hee hee Naturally Camouflaged [slangily complete this slumberer]
    I dont use it, its not ladylike!
19. 2018-05-03 at 4:27 PM UTC

    #119
    

    Soyboy African Astronaut [relevantly rival my dehydroretinol]
    34/M/Oireland
20. 2018-05-03 at 4:28 PM UTC

    #120
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by aldra most important word in the polack language
    
    
    
    
    
    lol why

    
    Because we could. Because after my father was killed in Russia in the mid nineties, nobody in the family was enough of a criminal to survive those times at the place where we lived.
    
    Everyone was still a criminal out of necessity, but not good enough of one to support a family.