2018-04-30 at 8:43 PM UTC
so it fucking turns out that apparently, APPAR FUCKING ENTLY, some people actually go out of their way to,
get this... GET FUCKING THIS...... COVER THEIR WATER. THEY COVER THEIR WATER!!!!!!!
ARE YOU FUCKING HIGH11?!?! JESUS FUCKING CHRIST. COVER. WATER. They pour it into a cup or whatever and then they GET
SCARED AND THEY COVER IT. Because of bad fucking whatevers in the air. BAD AIR. WHAT THE FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCKK?????????????
YOU STUPID OR SOMETHING???? ARE YOU DENSE??? WHAT ARE YOU? FAGGOT???? OH WAHHHH my WATER is EXPOSED go grab my tampons and
pacifier because im a STUPID LITTLE BABBY BITCH F!!!!! FUCK OFF. om my god you can cranberry ass flowerpot FUCK!
oh hey jim can you grab my water cover from the cabinet??? NO! FUCK YOU AND YOUR WATER COVER AND YOUR FRIEND DEBORAH'S ASSHOLE
fucking CUCKLORD of the 9th degree. WHY DID I MARRY SUCH A WEAKLING AGAIN, REMIND ME, CARLA. FUCKING REMEIND ME!!!!!!!
honey did you wash my water cover yet? honey \have you seen my WATER COVER? YA KNOW THE THING THAT I COVER MY WATER WITH
BECAUSE I AM A LITERAL RETARD? YEAH. THAT THING. WHERE IS IT?
seventeen in a never ending loop please just never, ever ever EVER EVER EVER TALK OR MOVE OR THINK.
I HATE YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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2018-04-30 at 8:50 PM UTC
POLECAT
POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret
[my presentably immunised ammonification]
I drink water from the brook or eat snow up here while snowmobiling and my friends all freak out about it,,
I have a great immune system and I believe its from not being a freak about what I put in my body, I mean I don't wash fruit or wash my hands every time I touch a door or shake hands or pet the dog and my body fights off anything attacking me oh yea no flue shots or DR's of any kind in 30 years except when I deflated a lung.
I haven't had a cold or been sick in over 10 years
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2018-04-30 at 8:57 PM UTC
Somebody got fisted and can’t deal
2018-04-30 at 9:01 PM UTC
You wanna piece o' me boy?
2018-04-30 at 9:03 PM UTC
What if people want to kill you
2018-04-30 at 9:47 PM UTC
I read this post in the voice of Jerry Seinfeld.
2018-04-30 at 9:50 PM UTC
POLECAT
POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret
[my presentably immunised ammonification]
these dogs, they are adopted stray dogs without owners?
2018-04-30 at 9:57 PM UTC
what's going on with you lately mmQ? you not been yourself lately, you not going all mash on us are ya?
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2018-04-30 at 10:26 PM UTC
maybe you should lay off the durgs for a bit pal.
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2018-04-30 at 10:31 PM UTC
What am I not doing correctly for you m8?
2018-04-30 at 10:36 PM UTC
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2018-05-01 at 1:11 AM UTC
Ajax
African Astronaut
[rumor the placative aphakia]
Yeah it’s a thing. Get on my level bruh. You probably don’t even use a carafe or an aerator like a basic bitch.
2018-05-01 at 1:29 AM UTC
I agree OP. Fuck those people.
2018-05-01 at 1:30 AM UTC
xox_LJ_xox
African Astronaut
[the cut facile neurotrichus]
Just water? What about everything else they drink in a cup?
2018-05-01 at 2:19 AM UTC
xox_LJ_xox
African Astronaut
[the cut facile neurotrichus]
Sippy cups come with a lid, so that may benefit the crazy ppl who feel the need to cover their water. Good thinking lol. ;)
