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3:30AM PING!!!!

  1. #1
    A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    been up for bout 30 minutes ate a cup of grape fruit slices, gonna crank up my prize posession - the mr coffee

    everyone check in please
  2. #2
    Wraith awaiting launch orders.
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    A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    *rubs sand from eyes*

    SLANK!

    *checks fonafone*
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    I still ant went to bed
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    A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    daaang, i did that into yesterday and fizzled out at like 3pm or somethin. but i wanna be like fonaplats and straighten up

    TODAY IS GOING TO BE AWESOME
    im going to drink this fuldgers and eat prtzels in my underwear
    then im going to TAKE OUT THE TRASH
    then im going to TAKE A BATH
    then im going to DO LAUNDRY
    then im going to GET MY SHIT TOGETHER
  6. #6
    I went to sleep at 3pm too
  7. #7
    I'm going to church today with my old man
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    A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    smart , probably the best thing you could do - especially on sundee
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    xy0 Houston
    I am drinking a big glass of hot chocolate mixed Crouton, listening to drone music and nodding out. feels good
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    A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    niiiice

    i accomplished fase one
    decided to skip fase 2
    time to pack my bags and go to the bath house!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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    Originally posted by A College Professor daaang, i did that into yesterday and fizzled out at like 3pm or somethin. but i wanna be like fonaplats and straighten up

    TODAY IS GOING TO BE AWESOME
    im going to drink this fuldgers and eat prtzels in my underwear
    then im going to TAKE OUT THE TRASH
    then im going to TAKE A BATH
    then im going to DO LAUNDRY
    then im going to GET MY SHIT TOGETHER

    Lol
  12. #12
    A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    sup hotdoggo
  13. #13
    Yeah, I want to seize the day too!

    First I will make a KALE SMOOTHIE!
    Then I will CLEAN THE KITCHEN
    Next I’m going to COOK A BUNCH OF SHIT
    And finally HANG A BUNCH OF CLEAN CLOTHES.

    The fona phone is open for business now!
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    A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    DO IT!

    I'M FOLDING MY CLOTHES NOW ,LIKE A WOMAN , LOL
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    A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    OKAY THIS DAY IS SUPER AWESOME, CLOTHES = FOLDED BASICALLY ALL MY DREAMS FOR THE DAY ALREADY CAME TRUE
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    Originally posted by A College Professor OKAY THIS DAY IS SUPER AWESOME, CLOTHES = FOLDED BASICALLY ALL MY DREAMS FOR THE DAY ALREADY CAME TRUE

    GOOD JOB PROFESSOR YOU ARE BASICALLY A GOD
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    A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    WOW I WOULDN'T GO THAT FAR, LOL !!!

    PROBLEM: I ACHIEVED EVERYTHING NOW THERE IS NO WHERE TO GO BUT DOWNHILL I'M FEELING A LITTLE SLEEPY

    HMM MAYBE I WILL TAKE A NAP!?!??????????????????????

    PROBLEM: I DON'T HOW TO NAP, ILL JUST FALL ASLEEP FOR 8-16HRS, LOL !!!

    WHAT ABOUT YOU
  18. #18
    WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    I did all that yesterday so I can sit here & smoke weed while drinking Topo Chico. I'm on a Semiazas fast. Next up, 2 caps of Baltimore heroin & the ER.
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    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    ping
  20. #20
    WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    Originally posted by -mal- Yeah, I want to seize the day too!

    First I will make a KALE SMOOTHIE!
    Then I will CLEAN THE KITCHEN
    Next I’m going to COOK A BUNCH OF SHIT
    And finally HANG A BUNCH OF CLEAN CLOTHES.

    The fona phone is open for business now!

    Hey I made this mistake before if you're serious. Cook before cleaning the kitchen. 😊
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