How do I fill out an online dating profile right?

1. 2018-04-28 at 9:42 PM UTC

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   Soyboy African Astronaut [relevantly rival my dehydroretinol]
   Question as above. I tend to have bad results with online dating.
2. 2018-04-28 at 9:43 PM UTC

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   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   I’ll edit it.
   The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

   • Soyboy
3. 2018-04-28 at 10:15 PM UTC

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   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   just put fake stats, fuck it.
4. 2018-04-28 at 10:32 PM UTC

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   Kinks Enter's Waifu [bitch the twenty-second stewpan]
   Tell them you take Effexor to deal with stupid people
   
   I’m sure many will relate.
5. 2018-04-28 at 10:33 PM UTC

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   Kinks Enter's Waifu [bitch the twenty-second stewpan]
   Oh yeah, don’t forget to mention you can give them enemas and be sure not to leave out any details on how great they will be.
6. 2018-04-28 at 10:54 PM UTC

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   Soyboy African Astronaut [relevantly rival my dehydroretinol]

   Originally posted by Kinks Oh yeah, don’t forget to mention you can give them enemas and be sure not to leave out any details on how great they will be.

   
   https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Suicide_bag
7. 2018-04-28 at 10:59 PM UTC

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   Kinks Enter's Waifu [bitch the twenty-second stewpan]
   Oh I was being serious. If you’re not honest how are you going to find someone that truly likes who you really are?