Being without Karen has made me a better man

1. 2018-04-24 at 7:39 PM UTC

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   Zanick motherfucker [my p.a. supernal goa]
   Today during my commute I wondered whether you might be in any one of the cars around me, and I decided I can't know that, so I took extra care not to hit any of them. Waiting for traffic to clear, I thought about the places they might be going: they probably don't all have somebody. I silently wished them all good luck in finding their own Karens. I know now that the loveless are their own private tormentors, and my heart goes out to all of them. Karen, loving you is why I was put on this earth, but I am a better human when I am filled with longing for you.
2. 2018-04-24 at 7:47 PM UTC

   #2
   

   Soyboy African Astronaut [relevantly rival my dehydroretinol]
   Pretty sure one of the pics DFG posted was Karen.
3. 2018-04-24 at 7:48 PM UTC

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   Zanick motherfucker [my p.a. supernal goa]
   Where? You mean the prostitutes he met on Tinder? Karen doesn't do that, she works in public relations.