Talk me out of going to the strip club tonight

1. 2018-04-21 at 9:25 PM UTC

   #1
   

   SBTlauien African Astronaut
   Ill likely go anyways. I just think a small $300 donation to myself would be mentally helpful. That would include drinks and food.
   
   What do you think?
2. 2018-04-21 at 9:41 PM UTC

   #2
   Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
   Why would you want to be among degenerates? Don't you have some sort of self-respect? Try finding a fancy restaurant instead, and maybe ask a friend to come with.
3. 2018-04-21 at 9:42 PM UTC

   #3
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Just do it you pussy
4. 2018-04-21 at 9:57 PM UTC

   #4
   

   Zanick motherfucker [my p.a. supernal goa]
   If you have the money and you know you'd enjoy yourself, I think you should burn in hell while you think about all the women who need a man, you philandering philistine.
5. 2018-04-21 at 9:59 PM UTC

   #5
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Stop trying to take him out of it. We should be encouraging this behavior
6. 2018-04-21 at 10 PM UTC

   #6
   

   Zanick motherfucker [my p.a. supernal goa]
   I know, but he asked us to talk him out of it. Maybe he's ashamed, or maybe he knows he'd just end up strangling one of the girls. I can't think of any other good reasons not to go, so I'm assuming it's one of these keeping him back.
7. 2018-04-21 at 10:07 PM UTC

   #7
   

   Item 9 African Astronaut
   Think of how much trucks you could buy with that instead
8. 2018-04-21 at 10:10 PM UTC

   #8
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   You could do infinitely better things with that money.
9. 2018-04-21 at 10:13 PM UTC

   #9
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by -mal- You could do infinitely better things with that money.

   
   This. Use the money to go on a trip with someone you care about instead
10. 2018-04-21 at 10:25 PM UTC

    #10
    

    Soyboy African Astronaut [relevantly rival my dehydroretinol]
    Be careful with your money.
    
    $300 in one evening in a strip club? Everyone, even the strippers, will respect you more if you spend more carefully.
11. 2018-04-21 at 11:36 PM UTC

    #11
    

    AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
    Strip Clubs suck.
    You are better off getting some young pussy off of craigslist or some shit.
    Pro tip get some blow find a bunny and then take her out for breakfast.
12. 2018-04-21 at 11:46 PM UTC

    #12
    

    SBTlauien African Astronaut
    I have no friends. Also $300 is a rough estimate of a night of spending. Plus I make it back. Also, I got three raises this year, so far.
    
    That $300 includes dinner and other things.
    
    Also, those strippers are quality girls.
13. 2018-04-21 at 11:48 PM UTC

    #13
    

    SBTlauien African Astronaut
    Also I got $7k in free shit for xMas.
14. 2018-04-22 at 1:21 AM UTC

    #14
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    I'm "friends" (she thinks we're friends) with a stripper and she's admitted to me that she has contempt for every guy there and takes joy in taking their money just for dancing.
15. 2018-04-22 at 1:22 AM UTC

    #15
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Just get some stimulants and watch porn for 12 hours
    
    You'll save $250
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16. 2018-04-23 at 12:54 AM UTC

    #16
    

    SBTlauien African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Enter I'm "friends" (she thinks we're friends) with a stripper and she's admitted to me that she has contempt for every guy there and takes joy in taking their money just for dancing.

    
    I enjoy touching them for my money. Its a mental thing. I'd say a fair trade. Also I use money that I made misc.
    
    Also, I didn't go. Which is good because I need to save for Vegas.
17. 2018-04-23 at 12:58 AM UTC

    #17
    

    Madman African Astronaut
    I hate strip clubs, I would honestly rather be rejected than have a girl feign affection for me. I go to flea markets and thrift stores and hit on girl there because I like those places so we already have that in common, it works pretty well for me.
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18. 2018-04-23 at 12:21 PM UTC

    #18
    

    Soyboy African Astronaut [relevantly rival my dehydroretinol]

    Originally posted by SBTlauien Also, I didn't go. Which is good because I need to save for Vegas.

    
    Awesome, can't wait to hear about your high score!
19. 2018-04-23 at 3:12 PM UTC

    #19
    RestStop Space Nigga

    Originally posted by Juicebox Just get some stimulants and watch porn for 12 hours
    
    You'll save $250

    
    This. This is quite possibly the most intelligent advice that I have yet to see on the entire history of this forum. SRS.