2018-04-20 at 7:57 PM UTC
Maybe there's more to life then being the most recarded fucker in the world. I mean the sun is shining, the grass is green and it's a big beautiful world out there. Who am I to just sit here and pass judgement on people who aren't as super carhartt card as me? Shouldn't I give people a chance?
I don't know. You ever get that feeling when you try to give people free custom lolcats to make the world brighter and everyone shits on your parade so you turn to the booze which inevitably turns to the cock and you wake up in the morning with feelings of shame and regret? Also a bad stomach and you take an ant-acid but you know it's from gargling cum so it's not going to help but you just try to pretend it's from the dirty pizza you found in the alley you were working last night. "Must've been the pepperoni. That's why the tears are welling up this morning."
Funny thing working the alleys. You go out with the best of intentions. Make some money. "Tomorrow I'll get sober." Same story you've been saying for years. But that dirty dick in your mouth gives you a sense of accomplishment. Someone finally wants you. Wants to be around you. A feeling of being loved is a powerful feeling. So I tell him I love him too. This blowey is on me.
A whole night of sucking cock and I fall in love with every guy so I let it ride. That dick feeling. I really am doing it for the money. But I get that feeling and hope they feel it too. I can't charge a loved one can I? So most nights I come out broker than when I started. Maybe I'm a broken person. Who's to say.
2018-04-20 at 8:13 PM UTC
im sorry i didnt take your lolcat.
2018-04-20 at 8:30 PM UTC
It's ok. Just capitalize your sentences next time or I'll fight you.
2018-04-20 at 9:10 PM UTC
im hardcore communist-national-socialist and i boycott everything capitalists.
including capitalized letters.
2018-04-20 at 9:34 PM UTC
You one cool lolcat my dude. We should hang out sometime.
2018-04-20 at 9:36 PM UTC
16hours flight time.
your place or mine.
2018-04-20 at 9:37 PM UTC
Fuck it. Mine. We can go shoot guns or do the gayest thing in the world!
No not gay sex you faggot. Horn hiking! It fucking sucks!
2018-04-20 at 10:03 PM UTC
Fuck both of you! This post is about me! Not you guys!
Unrelated; I showed my wife the lolcat thread and she doesn't find it funny. "You're just making nazi pictures and calling every one faggots? I don't think it's funny at all!"
She might have a point but then again she didn't like my tit fuck joke either.... Women....
