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  1. #81
    Zanick motherfucker [my p.a. supernal goa]
    The other day I was talking to a girl I've known for a couple of months and she said she had to go pick her kid up from school. I don't know why, but my mouth opened and words came out, "Wow, you have a kid? That must be terrible!"

    I never do this, so you can probably imagine how I was falling over myself to apologize. She was very nice about it. I can't help but wonder if that's the kind of joke that makes young moms hate you or just the opposite.
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  2. #82
    HampTheToker African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Zanick The other day I was talking to a girl I've known for a couple of months and she said she had to go pick her kid up from school. I don't know why, but my mouth opened and words came out, "Wow, you have a kid? That must be terrible!"

    I never do this, so you can probably imagine how I was falling over myself to apologize. She was very nice about it. I can't help but wonder if that's the kind of joke that makes young moms hate you or just the opposite.

    Make your case. Convince her to give up the kid to Scientology or trianglism or whatever.

    I mean, I'm joking, I wouldn't give my kids up for anything, but I'll tell those lil bad asses that I'll sell em all to the circus for peanuts if they don't act right.

    Truth and humor are the only way to save a comment like that.
  3. #83
    Originally posted by Zanick The other day I was talking to a girl I've known for a couple of months and she said she had to go pick her kid up from school. I don't know why, but my mouth opened and words came out, "Wow, you have a kid? That must be terrible!"

    I never do this, so you can probably imagine how I was falling over myself to apologize. She was very nice about it. I can't help but wonder if that's the kind of joke that makes young moms hate you or just the opposite.

    She probably didn’t think anything of it until you got all weird and starting apologizing profusely.

    Edit: is she hot?
  4. #84
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    For the record I'd like you, Zanick, to clarify how you reacted by choosing one or any combination of these reaction gifs that I have kindly provided to make this process easy.

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  5. #85
    Zanick motherfucker [my p.a. supernal goa]
    Originally posted by mmQ For the record I'd like you, Zanick, to clarify how you reacted by choosing one or any combination of these reaction gifs that I have kindly provided to make this process easy.

    First I felt like this:


    But then I figured I'd better apologize and went like this:


    I think I overshot though, and came across a little more like this:


    ... so I toned it down and just acted classy:


    I ended on a cooler note and I think I ultimately recovered:
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  6. #86
    Originally posted by HampTheToker Make your case. Convince her to give up the kid to Scientology or trianglism or whatever.

    I mean, I'm joking, I wouldn't give my kids up for anything, but I'll tell those lil bad asses that I'll sell em all to the circus for peanuts if they don't act right.

    Truth and humor are the only way to save a comment like that.

    You say this, but what ever happened to little Julio?
  7. #87
    HampTheToker African Astronaut
    Originally posted by gumbo You say this, but what ever happened to little Julio?

    Whonow¿¿
  8. #88
    NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by Fox Paws If someone gets in your face threatening you, that’s self defense.

    You can’t just knock someone’s teeth out for arguing with you, which is what you said at first

    yeah you can, wtf you on about?



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    ^recently released from prison
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