Karen, I'm sorry.

1. 2018-04-19 at 4:21 AM UTC

   #1
   

   Zanick motherfucker [my p.a. supernal goa]
   When I was four, I went with my parents to a restaurant. Which restaurant it was doesn't matter, because all of them are gone now. What was important was that they had a staff member blowing up balloons, and he gave me one. That balloon was everything I ever wanted, but when we left the restaurant, I accidentally let go. It floated just out of my reach, and after that, I had to watch it ascend to the heavens. I let go just for a moment, and I had to watch everything I loved disappear. That's how I feel about you, Karen. I'm sorry I let go. But now I'm going to fly, Karen. I'm going to fly up and come get you myself.
2. 2018-04-19 at 4:43 AM UTC

   #2
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Somewhere, an NSA agent named Karen is freaking the fuck out.