There are 2 old women outside my house. What do I do!

1. 2018-04-18 at 3:22 PM UTC

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   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   They rang my doorbell. I think they are here to try and steal me. The government sent unsuspecting old ladies to my house and are trying to trick me into letting them scramble my brain.
   I am not going to answer the door
2. 2018-04-18 at 3:25 PM UTC

   #2
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   They’re probably just Jehova’s witnesses or something trying to get you to go to their bible study group
3. 2018-04-18 at 3:29 PM UTC

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   mmQ Lisa Turtle
   Sounds like old-timey stew-brewwin' witches to me.
4. 2018-04-18 at 3:30 PM UTC

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   Zanick motherfucker [my p.a. supernal goa]
   Just tell them they're on private property, and they need to leave or that you'll call the police and have them removed.
5. 2018-04-18 at 3:31 PM UTC

   #5
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   They left. I guess that I will never know who those bitches were
6. 2018-04-18 at 3:32 PM UTC

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   Zanick motherfucker [my p.a. supernal goa]
   You should chase after them and tell them never to come back.
7. 2018-04-18 at 3:32 PM UTC

   #7
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   I am way too unstable for that
8. 2018-04-18 at 3:34 PM UTC

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   Zanick motherfucker [my p.a. supernal goa]
   Take a shower and put on a nice shirt, then try flirting with them. Old ladies love clean, polite young men who make them feel young. You could have a rich old lady in the bag.
9. 2018-04-18 at 3:34 PM UTC

   #9
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   I am regretting my morning choices now
10. 2018-04-18 at 3:35 PM UTC

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    Zanick motherfucker [my p.a. supernal goa]
    Yeah, I bet. You could be making love to two beautiful elderly women and then having them hauled off by the cops, but instead, you're talking to me.
11. 2018-04-18 at 3:35 PM UTC

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    NARCassist gollums fat coach
    maybe they had something for you. you coulda just missed out.
    
    
    
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12. 2018-04-18 at 3:37 PM UTC

    #12
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Guys I dont like this anymore
13. 2018-04-18 at 3:38 PM UTC

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    mmQ Lisa Turtle

    Originally posted by Zanick You should chase after them and tell them never to come back.

    
    This. Use a broom.
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

    • The Self Taught Man
14. 2018-04-18 at 3:45 PM UTC

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    NARCassist gollums fat coach
    nah fuck it, use a gun.
    
    
    
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15. 2018-04-18 at 4:07 PM UTC

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    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    A broom with a gun tapes to the top of the broomstick
16. 2018-04-18 at 4:21 PM UTC

    #16
    

    NARCassist gollums fat coach
    good idea, just in case you run out of bullets.
    
    
    
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