Public bathrooms should have a speaker that plays a montage of farts all day.

1. 2018-04-18 at 12:20 AM UTC

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   Item 9 African Astronaut
   So if somebodys in a stall ripping some farts (and 2 or more other people are having a conversation elsewhere in the restroom) there is no awkwardness. Nobody should be scared to go potty.
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