Karen, you are the ocean

1. 2018-04-17 at 7:24 PM UTC

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   Zanick motherfucker [my p.a. supernal goa]
   Every morning I wake up to your salty breath ushering dinghies into the harbor, carrying birds across the shoreline, smoothing broken edges of glass on the sands of my beating heart.
   The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

   • The Self Taught Man
2. 2018-04-17 at 7:43 PM UTC

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   Number13 African Astronaut [dispute my snotty-nosed seagull]
   I actually don't know who Karen is, must not have been here that day but that said if she's like the ocean does she swallow lots of seamen?
3. 2018-04-17 at 7:47 PM UTC

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   Number13 African Astronaut [dispute my snotty-nosed seagull]
   Female spiders sometimes crawl in to mens urethra to lay eggs
4. 2018-04-17 at 7:48 PM UTC

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   Zanick #2 Houston [my concurrently tip-tilted dermestidae]

   Originally posted by Zanick #4 what is a female ureta?

   
   It's a substructure of the vagina intended for the expelling of urine.
5. 2018-04-17 at 7:48 PM UTC

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   Zanick motherfucker [my p.a. supernal goa]
   Hey, I was going to say that!
6. 2018-04-17 at 7:49 PM UTC

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   Zanick motherfucker [my p.a. supernal goa]
   I'm afraid I'm not sure.
7. 2018-04-17 at 7:49 PM UTC

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   Zanick #2 Houston [my concurrently tip-tilted dermestidae]
   Well, I'm willing to commit to an actual response. Yes, yes it does. I am the original.
8. 2018-04-17 at 7:51 PM UTC

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   Zanick #2 Houston [my concurrently tip-tilted dermestidae]
   He doesn't speak for all of us, Karen. Just a small part.
9. 2018-04-17 at 7:54 PM UTC

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   Zanick motherfucker [my p.a. supernal goa]
   One of me is a sexual deviant, the rest are Karen.