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"In Russia, women outnumber men by ten and a half million".

  1. 2018-04-16 at 3:29 AM UTC
    #1
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    ...should I... should I move to Russia?
  2. 2018-04-16 at 4:09 AM UTC
    #2
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Yes.

    Although be aware that this fact is due to hardcore being a way of life.

    War, drugs, crime, alcoholism, suicide, death of all faggots, etc. Is whats causing this.

    Know to speak Russian before you go; nothing worse than foreigners who don't know the local language/ manners. People in Russia will want to beat you up for this, especially if you try to get their women.

    All you will have to do is meet women. Once they find out that you have a foreign passport, they will permanently attach themselves to your dick until you take them back home with you. This is due to some complicated things, the details of which I will spare, but which will work out in your favor.
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  3. 2018-04-16 at 4:32 AM UTC
    #3
    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Blyat! I'm coming too.
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  4. 2018-04-16 at 4:53 AM UTC
    #4
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Be aware that Eastern European women turn into spoiled little princesses when they leave Eastern Europe.
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  5. 2018-04-16 at 4:57 AM UTC
    #5
    benny vader YELLOW GHOST
    Originally posted by Misguided Russian Be aware that Eastern European women turn into spoiled little princesses when they leave Eastern Europe.

    thats becos they didnt get them while their still a little princess.
  6. 2018-04-18 at 9:54 PM UTC
    #6
    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Originally posted by Misguided Russian Be aware that Eastern European women turn into spoiled little princesses when they leave Eastern Europe.

    I worked as a tech at a place that had a lot of polish people working their, girls too. They seemed pretty sweet, some of them were even pretty, for some reason when i told one of them they could pass for a girl native to my neck of the woods she seemed flattered. Hmm.
  7. 2018-04-18 at 10:10 PM UTC
    #7
    Soyboy African Astronaut [relevantly rival my dehydroretinol]
    I am going too. Сука Блять
  8. 2018-04-18 at 11:09 PM UTC
    #8
    the pat-man Tuskegee Airman [overshadow that snuff-brown nestling]
    i wonder if thats why russian porn always has middle aged ladies in it, there must be so many old single ladies whose husbands died from cirrhosis
  9. 2018-04-19 at 5:14 PM UTC
    #9
    benny vader YELLOW GHOST
    Originally posted by Sophie for some reason when i told one of them they could pass for a girl native to my neck of the woods she seemed flattered. Hmm.

    maybe shes covert jedi.

    juden by any other name.
  10. 2018-04-19 at 5:24 PM UTC
    #10
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    That’s quite a lot
  11. 2018-04-19 at 6:56 PM UTC
    #11
    Dfg Tuskegee Airman [compulsively riposte the emigrant]
    Or you can move to Philippines, no need to learn Russian, they speak English. Getting laid would be easy for Enter. He doesn't even need to talk much, go to a girl, say hi and take her to his hotel. Enter, move to Philippines.
  12. 2018-04-19 at 7:05 PM UTC
    #12
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    He thinks Asian women look inhuman and gross. He said that before
  13. 2018-04-19 at 7:10 PM UTC
    #13
    Dfg Tuskegee Airman [compulsively riposte the emigrant]
    Originally posted by Fox Paws He thinks Asian women look inhuman and gross. He said that before

    Really, that's being very picky I guess. I mean I like Russians but https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Philippines_at_major_beauty_pageants

    I mean jesus Enter.
  14. 2018-04-19 at 7:21 PM UTC
    #14
    the pat-man Tuskegee Airman [overshadow that snuff-brown nestling]
    some asians are attractive but flips are pan faced malnourished mongrels
  15. 2018-04-19 at 7:35 PM UTC
    #15
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    I can't even go to Russia, they hate brown people like me. Maybe I should join my brothers in faith instead -- the Chechens.
  16. 2018-04-20 at 1:06 AM UTC
    #16
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    I might go to Philippines or some place later this year.
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