The world conspires against us, Karen.

1. 2018-04-16 at 2:06 AM UTC

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   Zanick motherfucker [my p.a. supernal goa]
   Our love is tested every day as I wake up, greeted by a reality that makes no promises to our union. I assure you, the sorry state of affairs that threatens to undo us by the seam is also assailing the rest of mankind. We are fighting the only fight, we are the sole bastion of hope left for the world.
   
   Let your love be strong, Karen, and may we fight forever.
2. 2018-04-16 at 2:08 AM UTC

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   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by Zanick Our love is tested every day as I wake up, greeted by a reality that makes no promises to our union.

   
   Hmmmm.... fuck
3. 2018-04-16 at 2:10 AM UTC

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   Zanick motherfucker [my p.a. supernal goa]
   This is meant to be a semi-private correspondence. Can I help you?
4. 2018-04-16 at 2:12 AM UTC

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   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Then maybe mine was too bitch
5. 2018-04-16 at 2:18 AM UTC

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   Zanick motherfucker [my p.a. supernal goa]
   Karen wouldn't like that. You should be glad that I've chosen to abstain from violence, or this could be a very unpleasant scene. If not for her, my rage might be uncontrollable.
6. 2018-04-16 at 2:20 AM UTC

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   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   You have an uncanny understanding of the human heart, despite having never been with a 3D woman before. I commend you
7. 2018-04-16 at 2:24 AM UTC

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   Zanick motherfucker [my p.a. supernal goa]
   Entirely untrue. I've been with scores of human women, all of whom were far more attractive than myself by any terrestrial standards. Some of those women were also memorable. You could even say that I was happily married before Karen arrived here, and that's when everything changed.
8. 2018-04-16 at 2:27 AM UTC

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   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   ...scores, really? Like multiples of 20? How many are we talking here
9. 2018-04-16 at 2:29 AM UTC

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   Zanick motherfucker [my p.a. supernal goa]

   Originally posted by Fox Paws …scores, really? Like multiples of 20? How many are we talking here

   
   I was offering a conservative estimate to respect your feelings. Try not to make a big deal out of this, I'm sure you're a virile enough specimen.
10. 2018-04-16 at 2:30 AM UTC

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    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    I’ve had sex literally thousands of times...
    
    
    
    ....With less than one score of women
11. 2018-04-16 at 2:37 AM UTC

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    Zanick motherfucker [my p.a. supernal goa]

    Originally posted by Fox Paws I’ve had sex literally thousands of times…
    
    
    
    ….With less than one score of women

    
    If you gathered up all the sex I've had and all the organisms I've done it with, along with some of the things I've said to them after, you would approach something that rivals the combined works of Sade and Mozart. There's no comparison, though; Karen surpasses them all. She is the cadence to the concerto of my existence. Without her, I wouldn't know how worthless the rest truly were.
12. 2018-04-16 at 4:29 AM UTC

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    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    OP is a retard
13. 2018-04-16 at 4:29 AM UTC

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    Zanick motherfucker [my p.a. supernal goa]
    It wasn't clever the last dozen times you said it, I don't think it will suddenly be funny the 13th time.
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