I got no women, no prospects, no future... I got fucking hemorrhoids...

1. 2018-04-13 at 3:45 AM UTC

   #1
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   I hate my life.
2. 2018-04-13 at 3:49 AM UTC

   #2
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   you have every opportunity in the world nigga
   The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

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3. 2018-04-13 at 4:01 AM UTC

   #3
   

   Zanick #2 Houston [my concurrently tip-tilted dermestidae]
   If I were a woman I would worship your hemorrhoids.
4. 2018-04-13 at 5:33 AM UTC

   #4
   

   mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
   Snatch thar angel
   
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5. 2018-04-13 at 6:38 AM UTC

   #5
   

   NARCassist gollums fat coach
   did you not know piles is caused by how you sit on the toilet?
   
   https://www.toilet-related-ailments.com/hemorrhoids.html
   
   
   
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