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Things you could say during sex or at a family dinner table

  1. #1
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Yeah I'm just ripping this off from some fb post but it seemed fun enough. I didn't actually read any of the comments.

    If I had to rattle a couple off i guess I can think of

    'Mmmmmmmmm'

    'I don't want anymore pass it to Bobby.'

    'Is that cheese??'

    Lol idfk
  2. #2
    Zanick motherfucker [my p.a. supernal goa]
    "Put away the food or I'm getting dressed."
  3. #3
    A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    mmm yess bb do you want my brautwurst mmmmmm
  4. #4
    Zanick motherfucker [my p.a. supernal goa]
    "Kids, stop eating, we're going to pray first."
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  5. #5
    Originally posted by mmQ I didn't actually read any of the comments.

    This is a bold faced lie.
  6. #6
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by greenplastic This is a bold faced lie.

    It really isnt. I'm proud of my honesty here. I felt if I did I might end up stealing a good one and that's not my styyyyle.
  7. #7
    Originally posted by mmQ It really isnt. I'm proud of my honesty here. I felt if I did I might end up stealing a good one and that's not my styyyyle.

    so you didn't happen to read ANY of the comments that were made, even by chance?
  8. #8
    A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    mmm the clams r so wet right now bb mmmmmm
  9. #9
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by greenplastic so you didn't happen to read ANY of the comments that were made, even by chance?

    Fine. FINE.

    I read ONE comment because it was from a fb friend and automatically showed up beneath it. It said 'can you blow that for me?'
  10. #10
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Put the sugar in the bag hunny
  11. #11
    Zanick motherfucker [my p.a. supernal goa]
    "Set a place for the dog!"
  12. #12
    hydromorphone victim of incest [insincerely conduce my paisley]
    Wanna lick the batter off?
  13. #13
    Pass the pork
  14. #14
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    5/10 all of these
  15. #15
    A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    mm bb are u choking on ur dinner? mm
  16. #16
    Pass a breast, will you honey?
  17. #17
    Zanick motherfucker [my p.a. supernal goa]
    "I can't have another bite, or I'm guaranteed a heart attack."
  18. #18
    A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    MMMMM bb are u enjoying these bull testicals? mmmmmmmm
  19. #19
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Zanick "Kids, stop eating, we're going to pray first."

    Lol ok I must have missed this one the first time.
  20. #20
    Bueno motherfucker
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