I need help sounding smart

1. 2018-04-10 at 2:45 PM UTC

   #1
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   I am writing a letter to someone very near and dear to me.
   I want it to be romantic and make me sound smart.
   Does anyone know of anything i can write to seem smart and sexy?
2. 2018-04-10 at 3:21 PM UTC

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   mso8 Houston
   is this pasta
3. 2018-04-10 at 3:27 PM UTC

   #3
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   no. It is fonaplats. With the fona-fone (937) 522-1751
4. 2018-04-10 at 3:28 PM UTC

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   Zanick motherfucker [my p.a. supernal goa]
   Is it for Kinkou?
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5. 2018-04-10 at 3:44 PM UTC

   #5
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by Zanick Is it for Kinkou?

   
   yes it is
6. 2018-04-10 at 3:46 PM UTC

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   Xlite African Astronaut
   Start by expanding your vocabulary, then speak out longer conversations that you have in your mind so that you practice recalling and finishing sentences.
7. 2018-04-10 at 3:47 PM UTC

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   aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
   tell her you want her to teach you to fingerpaint
8. 2018-04-10 at 3:57 PM UTC

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   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by aldra tell her you want her to teach you to fingerpaint

   
   If I wasnt completely against giving thanks I would thank you
9. 2018-04-10 at 5:11 PM UTC

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   benny vader YELLOW GHOST

   Originally posted by Xlite Start by expanding your vocabulary,

   
   geniuses say alot by using as little word as possible while retards say the least with most words possible.
10. 2018-04-10 at 5:13 PM UTC

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    Zanick motherfucker [my p.a. supernal goa]

    Originally posted by benny vader geniuses say alot by using as little word as possible while retards say the least with most words possible.

    
    Don't listen to this. Lots of geniuses use many words, but it's also true that some of them say very few. If you really want to write like a genius, shoot for writing a medium amount of words. That will cover all of your bases.
11. 2018-04-10 at 5:19 PM UTC

    #11
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    When I first met Zanick he was an utter fool. I think he used 6, maybe 7 words total. One of them was 4-aco-dmt, and he didn't even pronounce it correctly.
    
    Now his vocabulary has stretched to around 30-35 words and he is the smartest student in every class. I'm so proud of you Zanick, keep up the good work.
    
    Karen says hi
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12. 2018-04-10 at 5:25 PM UTC

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    Zanick motherfucker [my p.a. supernal goa]

    Originally posted by gumbo When I first met Zanick he was an utter fool. I think he used 6, maybe 7 words total. One of them was 4-aco-dmt, and he didn't even pronounce it correctly.
    
    Now his vocabulary has stretched to around 30-35 words and he is the smartest student in every class. I'm so proud of you Zanick, keep up the good work.
    
    Karen says hi

    
    It isn't easy, having been a feral child civilized by the state. I think I've done alright, though. I don't mind piecing my every communication together from a word bank, it's actually kind of fun. On a side note, would anyone like to donate me their dictionary? This could put my IQ in the double digits.
13. 2018-04-10 at 6:30 PM UTC

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    GasTheKikesRaceWarNow Houston [this unquestioningly unfrequented clast]
    One thought = one sentence. Make it interesting and short. No one reads Shakespeare's sonnets anymore.
    
    
    ^Shakespeare died a virgin
    
    Smart people don't normally do well with the opposite sex. Somewhere around the middle is best.
14. 2018-04-10 at 6:53 PM UTC

    #14
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    i colored a picture of me fingering her and wrote a hate poem on the back and mailed it
15. 2018-04-10 at 6:58 PM UTC

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    benny vader YELLOW GHOST

    Originally posted by Zanick Don't listen to this. Lots of geniuses use many words,

    
    thats only becos you couldnt see thru their pretension to see them as the retard they really are, becos your retarded aswell.
16. 2018-04-10 at 7:07 PM UTC

    #16
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by GasTheKikesRaceWarNow ^Shakespeare died a virgin
    
    Smart people don't normally do well with the opposite sex. Somewhere around the middle is best.

    
    Wikipedia has a whole section on his extra-marital affairs. He had children. Possibly fucked around with men too. He was not a virgin.
17. 2018-04-10 at 7:11 PM UTC

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    GasTheKikesRaceWarNow Houston [this unquestioningly unfrequented clast]

    Originally posted by gumbo Wikipedia has a whole section on his extra-marital affairs. He had children. Possibly fucked around with men too. He was not a virgin.

    
    Wikipedia is edited by jedis.
18. 2018-04-10 at 7:11 PM UTC

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    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    I said I sent a letter already. No need to keep giving unneeded advice
19. 2018-04-10 at 7:13 PM UTC

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    GasTheKikesRaceWarNow Houston [this unquestioningly unfrequented clast]
    I never get letters.
20. 2018-04-10 at 7:16 PM UTC

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    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by GasTheKikesRaceWarNow I never get letters.

    
    whats your address? PM it to me