I wish I could find some private place outdoors to jerk off.

1. 2018-04-10 at 3:39 AM UTC

   #1
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   That way I could tan and jerk off at the same time.
   
   Fuck, that'd be the life. Can you imagine? When I'm rich I'm gonna get a huge mansion with giant walls surrounding my place so nobody can look in, and just lay next to my pool and jerk off.
2. 2018-04-10 at 3:42 AM UTC

   #2
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Nude beaches
3. 2018-04-10 at 3:43 AM UTC

   #3
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by Something Squirrel Nude beaches

   
   Jerking off at a nude beach would be more frowned upon than jerking off at a normal beach.
4. 2018-04-10 at 3:48 AM UTC

   #4
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   I thought it was cool as long as no kids are around.