I'm gonna go buy some tanning oil and an exercise band.

1. 2018-04-10 at 2:28 AM UTC

   #1
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Soon, I will be a god. A GOLDEN god.
2. 2018-04-10 at 2:43 AM UTC

   #2
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Go easy on the tanning. You don’t wanna look like COCKodile Dundee lol.
   
   You’re most likely gonna get laid in the US anyway, because of the accent. You probably don’t even have to be that buff
3. 2018-04-10 at 2:44 AM UTC

   #3
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   I mean, you probably gonna have women wanna take their clothes off for you, and then you can proceed with rejecting them
4. 2018-04-10 at 2:44 AM UTC

   #4
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by Fox Paws Go easy on the tanning. You don’t wanna look like COCKodile Dundee lol.
   
   You’re most likely gonna get laid in the US anyway, because of the accent. You probably don’t even have to be that buff

   
   Lol I got Word enhancement’d lmao
5. 2018-04-10 at 2:45 AM UTC

   #5
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Yeah I'm not gonna go completely leathery, I'm just gonna stop being so white, like a snowman. Especially my upper arms. No point in having huge arms if they're fucking white.