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  1. #1
    I have been doing a lot of research into time travel and I believe it is possible.
    All I need is the right shit to happen and all the sudden boom I am in the future.
    I have heard of people working under kitchen sinks and ending up in the future.
    People flying through clouds and boom FUTURE!
    All sorts of stupid shit and boom FUTURE!
    I have recently come across a schematic detailing how to make a time machine.
    My plan is to make it and use it so I can steal secrets from future people and make a fucking killing selling them in the present, Also I want to try out some future pussy and get some future shoes. I might get some groceries too and bring them back so that my food will have a really long shelf life.
    Any thoughts on cool stuff I can do when I go to the future?
  2. #2
    Xlite African Astronaut
    The first thing that would happen at the invention of the time machine is a shitload of time machines coming back to see the creation of the first time machine.
  3. #3
    benny vader YELLOW GHOST
    im time traveling forward at the speed of 1 hour per hour.
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