What is your perfect crime?

1. 2018-04-07 at 8:10 PM UTC

   #1
   

   Zanick motherfucker [my p.a. supernal goa]
   I would enjoy counterfeiting large amounts of money to broker deals with military dictators in third-world countries who want to make videos with US dollars raining down from the sky around them.
2. 2018-04-07 at 8:12 PM UTC

   #2
   

   Xlite African Astronaut
   Create a religion, go to war based on false claims, profit from said wars and then say this is murica.
3. 2018-04-07 at 8:16 PM UTC

   #3
   

   Number13 African Astronaut [dispute my snotty-nosed seagull]
   Take 3 of those free "take 1" books/leaflets at the checkout
4. 2018-04-09 at 11:33 PM UTC

   #4
   

   SBTlauien African Astronaut
   Littering.
5. 2018-04-09 at 11:41 PM UTC

   #5
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   So is this about something we’ve done and gotten away with? Or something we want to do, if we could get away with it.
6. 2018-04-09 at 11:46 PM UTC

   #6
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Eating Bamba.
7. 2018-04-10 at 12:49 AM UTC

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   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by Fox Paws So is this about something we’ve done and gotten away with? Or something we want to do, if we could get away with it.

   
   I thought it'd be about something we've done and gotten away with, and was ready to brag. But then after reading OP's post, realized it was just another pathetic fantasy thread. Should've figured, considering OP is a pussy liberal and all. You're a pussy liberal, OP!
8. 2018-04-10 at 12:56 AM UTC

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   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by Enter I thought it'd be about something we've done and gotten away with, and was ready to brag. But then after reading OP's post, realized it was just another pathetic fantasy thread. Should've figured, considering OP is a pussy liberal and all. You're a pussy liberal, OP!

   
   Tell us anyway.
   
   Is it about how you doxxed Raptor Ribs. How did you do that anyway
9. 2018-04-10 at 1:02 AM UTC

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   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by Fox Paws Tell us anyway.
   
   Is it about how you doxxed Raptor Ribs. How did you do that anyway

   
   In the words of SpectraL, I don't kiss and tell.
   
   And 'eh, just realized it'd be stupid to post on the internet about actual crimes I've committed. But I'm not lying when I say -- because of the scam I pulled, I ended up getting the girl who served me fired from her job (and she deserved it too -- typical hot, blonde cunt). It was the best thing I've ever done.
10. 2018-04-10 at 1:04 AM UTC

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    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    I’m trying to think if I’ve even ever committed a crime. Does doing “weed” count? Teehee
11. 2018-04-10 at 3:46 AM UTC

    #11
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Breaking high profile people out of prison that have life sentences.
12. 2018-04-10 at 4:12 AM UTC

    #12
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    You are all so ... miniscule
    
    How about destroying the fabric of society and bringing about a new dark age
    
    But that would delay the singularity so no thanks ...
13. 2018-04-10 at 4:46 AM UTC

    #13
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    woman holocaust
14. 2018-04-10 at 4:52 AM UTC

    #14
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by Enter woman holocaust

    
    Trannies
15. 2018-04-10 at 4:53 AM UTC

    #15
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Like seriously you ppl have no clue
    
    If all the females of yhr earth suddenly disappeared then transexualism would see a singularity.
    There would be such fappable specimens that any and everyone would have a trap waifu
16. 2018-04-10 at 5 AM UTC

    #16
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by Hikikomori-Yume Like seriously you ppl have no clue
    
    If all the females of yhr earth suddenly disappeared then transexualism would see a singularity.
    There would be such fappable specimens that any and everyone would have a trap waifu

    
    I've posted this video here so many times and nobody's watched it, or at least nobody's commented on it after watching. It's seriously the best fucking thing ever.
    
    
17. 2018-04-10 at 7:42 AM UTC

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    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    synthesise a fast-spreading bacteria that consumes water and carbon dioxide and produces VX nerve agent
18. 2018-04-10 at 8:53 AM UTC

    #18
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Developing an inaudible signal that triggers nuclear weapons, then detonating them all