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I haven't fapped in 7 days and I'm horny as FUCK! My testosterone is at its peak!

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    NEED SEX. HERE I COME, WORLD!
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    Guys I have to be in court next tuesday.
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    Benji Yung Blood
    tryatranny.org
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    This is a repeat of a thread I made back on totse in like, 2005. Only then I was a horny teenager and I didn't have to include the "haven't fapped in 7 days" part.

    I miss being that horny. :(
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    Anal Cataract Yung Blood
    Wow, I guess you really are Blunder or Chichi or whatever. Not a RUSE?
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    I'm the real Enter, but if I was The Simpsons, I'd be reaching season 13 by now. No reason to tune in, but you might still get a laugh or two.
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    susan23 Yung Blood
    You seem happier. That's good. Did you get over Nietzsche or something?

    Oh and the greenplastic dialogue you posted (sploo: Enter pwned!) sounded like you.
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    Number13 African Astronaut [dispute my snotty-nosed seagull]
    I've been particularly horn recently, sucks when you're way too excited.
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    You seem happier. That's good. Did you get over Nietzsche or something?

    Oh and the greenplastic dialogue you posted (sploo: Enter pwned!) sounded like you.

    I can't reply to this without sounding awful. I posted on zoklet in my late teens and early 20s. I'm closer to 30 than 20 now. Just time and trauma (and drugs) gradually changes a person... any person. Especially someone as fickle as me.
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    I'm never horny. If for some strange reason i am i usually just go buy benzedrex and jack off for like 8 hours

    I think i have temporal lobe epilepsy
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    Susan G. Komen Yung Blood
    I'm never horny.

    lower the lights, put a fresh battery in the vibe and thrown on a tape of Ann Jillian

    works for me every time

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    Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    I genuinely can't remember the last time I fapped, it's been over a month at the very least, and I don't have the desire; no wet dreams either. I don't even look at porn, it repulses me, develop erections at any point throughout the day, think about sex or women, or look at the female gender with any trace of lust on the rare occasion I venture out from hermitude for necessities. I have now superseded the standard biological state of man and removed one more factor, a primary and very significant one, that leads to the corruption of the ego by others, deviation from the path of pure rationality, the overman. The principal act that is shared by the lower beasts, captivated much of their time and thought, directs/corrupts their actions, takes desire and resources, and ultimate leads to self-destruction and for most one of the most immoral acts as perceived by an anti-natalist, the creation of conscious life and the propagation, the continuation of the cycle of death and (re)birth, not to mention the absurd amount of resources poured into something that has occurred literally billions of times over.

    If you really want to try to see a boost in your sex drive that could lead to a wet dream your first time, try taking 15K vitamin D3 with your latest meal that contains a sufficient amount of fat. Doesn't need much, just a standard non-low fat diet (which is moronic). You could at the very least wake up with some of the strongest morning wood you've ever experienced. Testosterone levels have a diurnal pattern throughout the day for males, you know. They rise and fall, being at a strong sharp peak around waking time/early morning, which is the true cause of nocturnal penile tumescence. Vitamin D has strong downstream effects on testosterone levels, supported by the pattern of seasonal/monthly variation correlating with hours and intensity of sunlight and other information/studies. It is a simple test to try.
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    Number13 African Astronaut [dispute my snotty-nosed seagull]
    snip

    I'm still genuinely impressed by your insane amount of knowledge on the most inane shit, you should get some government funding and actually work on overcoming physicality itself, assuming they don't throw you over the wall you could be the cause of the singularity and eventual universal consciousness type consumption of the human race or you could build a time machine out of a microwave and change the world for the better that way or something.
    Really though I hate being alone, wanting to get my dick wet might be a detriment but at least it's pushing me in the right direction.
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    Dissociator African Astronaut
    Anyone who practices NoFap and honestly thinks that it does anything beneficial needs a large dose of clozapine and deserves to get their nads chopped off with rusty shears
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    Anyone who practices NoFap and honestly thinks that it does anything beneficial needs a large dose of clozapine and deserves to get their nads chopped off with rusty shears


    NoFap is for reddit fags, and I agree. But there is scientific evidence that 7 days of not fapping, your testosterone rises to its peak. I try to fap every 7 days.

    EDIT: I originally wrote "once every 7 days", but I probably fap at least 10 times on that 7th day. The day I made this thread, I decided it would be a good time to reorganize my porn collection, but I was overwhelmed with lust when I stared at it all. Like, I was literally going red and my penis was out of control.
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    I easily get road rage if I forget to jack off before leaving the house.
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    Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    I'm still genuinely impressed by your insane amount of knowledge on the most inane shit, you should get some government funding and actually work on overcoming physicality itself, assuming they don't throw you over the wall you could be the cause of the singularity and eventual universal consciousness type consumption of the human race or you could build a time machine out of a microwave and change the world for the better that way or something.
    Really though I hate being alone, wanting to get my dick wet might be a detriment but at least it's pushing me in the right direction.

    Inane? These are the fundamentals of humanity. The individual, societies, biology, neurology, psychology. Learn the rules, recognize the patterns, and understanding, even analysis and prediction, can be achieved to a very high degree.

    I'd rather be a hikki and work on destroying my own need for others. I've at least kept myself sane and attenuated some of the damage caused by severe long-term social isolation, diminished many of my negative emotions, even evoked pharmacological augmentation.

    Anyone who practices NoFap and honestly thinks that it does anything beneficial needs a large dose of clozapine and deserves to get their nads chopped off with rusty shears

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Prolactin

    I've noticed a distinct long-lasting negative effect between masturbation and anxiety levels. I have wide ranging abnormalities, though, so my observations about myself have a much higher chance of not applying to others, and it's generally the standard that things only apply to a percentage of the population.

    I did find some evidence for this:

    CORRELATION BETWEEN ANXIETY AND SERUM PROLACTIN IN HUMANS
    http://moscow.sci-hub.bz/1bdf7fb980a0773f863e4bc6b513bd86/10.1016%400022-3999%2886%2990052-8.pdf

    PROLACTIN AND STRESS
    http://moscow.sci-hub.bz/516fc7dad7a537a2695567ef7704e6d0/10.1002%40smi.2460030311.pdf

    Particularly those that are "addicted" to masturbation, chronic masturbators, will have chronically elevated levels of prolactin.

    I've played around with a theory when thinking about this. It relates to ape behavior (There was an interesting video on a study on serotonin levels, social status, and behavior in a certain primate. Rank correlated with 5HT, removing the beta and giving the lowest males Prozac quickly elevated their status.) beta males largely have exclusive breeding rights over the females and defend them with violence, any attempts at a non-beta breeding with one of his harem must be done covertly. Covert sex with the risk of immense danger if caught = stress, a mediator such as prolactin could elevate anxiety, leading to increased vigilance and other self-preservation behavior afterwards. You've done something bad/dangerous and don't want t be caught.

    But humans are monogamous, this doesn't apply to us, you say. Au contraire:
    8,000 Years Ago, 17 Women Reproduced for Every One Man | An analysis of modern DNA uncovers a rough dating scene after the advent of agriculture.
    https://psmag.com/8-000-years-ago-17-women-reproduced-for-every-one-man-6d41445ae73d#.vni6wct8r

    The rich/lords of the land received all the women while the field hands received nothing and died early after a lifetime of backbreaking labor and deprivation (malnutrition, what little medical care they had back then. Sleep with one of his women and you aren't just chased off, beaten and possibly maimed like primates would, you would be killed, likely brutally beaten and (publicly)humiliated before that, if not tortured.

    Other than that, a lack of reliance on pornography and masturbation as an outlet along with a testosterone boost and lower anxiety can be a strong motivator to actually meet an actual flesh and blood woman, in meatspace!
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    I've always wanted to know when the whole idea of a monogamous relation came about. The idea is ridiculous, and it can be proven just by asking yourself: if we were immortal, would we still believe in marriage?
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    Benji Yung Blood
    I've always wanted to know when the whole idea of a monogamous relation came about.

    As to the 'idea' and at least its popularization in western culture, see Jesus on divorce.

    As to why Jesus espoused that, I would look to Rome's desire to conquer the Germans, who were monogamous (see Tacitus).

    As for biological reasons for its adoption, it's a reproduction strategy that would seem to have some benefits, don't you think?
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    Anyone who practices NoFap and honestly thinks that it does anything beneficial needs a large dose of clozapine and deserves to get their nads chopped off with rusty shears
    Having high T levels allows me to function during poverty much easier, its like free drugs from my body just for abstaining from pleasure.

    I also fast which kind of does the same thing.

    At my peak during the summer of 2014 while working 40 hours a week I ate 5mg Klonopin daily with DPH and bundy. Smoked weed and drank beer and lost all sexual drive for months.

    I had 3-4 girls I was courting and I got bored of competing and talking to them.

    I havent had a girlfriend since 2014 and no sex since then either. I think meth and triangles replaced my sexuality.
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