Doing speed dating in america.

1. 2018-04-05 at 2:11 PM UTC

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   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Should I do it? I'd have a one up because of my accent, and by then I'll have muscles and a nice beard going. The women there might choose me.
   
   And no, not that type of speed you naughty buggers.
2. 2018-04-05 at 2:17 PM UTC

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   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Speed dating seems like a great way to get raped
3. 2018-04-05 at 2:21 PM UTC

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   BigLuigi Houston
   
4. 2018-04-05 at 2:22 PM UTC

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   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by BigLuigi

   
   "Maybe she's born with it maybe it's methamphetamine"
   
   lmfao
5. 2018-04-05 at 2:25 PM UTC

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   BigLuigi Houston
   LOL
6. 2018-04-05 at 2:29 PM UTC

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   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Doing speed is a good idea
7. 2018-04-05 at 2:30 PM UTC

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   BigLuigi Houston

   Originally posted by Something Squirrel

   
   how long have you been on duty
8. 2018-04-05 at 2:32 PM UTC

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   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Who said that
9. 2018-04-05 at 2:35 PM UTC

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   BigLuigi Houston

   Originally posted by Something Squirrel Who said that

   
   
   
   

   Originally posted by BigLuigi how long have you been on duty

   
   
   
   

   Originally posted by Something Squirrel Doing speed is a good idea

   
   
   
   

   Originally posted by BigLuigi LOL

   
   
   
   

   Originally posted by Enter "Maybe she's born with it maybe it's methamphetamine"
   
   lmfao

   
   
   
   

   Originally posted by BigLuigi

   
   
   
   

   Originally posted by Juicebox Speed dating seems like a great way to get raped

   
   
   
   

   Originally posted by Enter Should I do it? I'd have a one up because of my accent, and by then I'll have muscles and a nice beard going. The women there might choose me.
   
   And no, not that type of speed you naughty buggers.

   
   
10. 2018-04-05 at 3:14 PM UTC

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    GasTheKikesRaceWarNow Houston [this unquestioningly unfrequented clast]
    I did speed dating once. They took everyone's matches in secret, then emailed people their mutual matches afterwards.
    
    No one matched with me.
11. 2018-04-05 at 3:38 PM UTC

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    BigLuigi Houston
    oh is that what speed dating is like real life swiping?
12. 2018-04-05 at 3:39 PM UTC

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    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Whenever I do it it never works out, ya know, cuz before theyre about to start the 1st round, it's like so weird, all the girls just sort of get up and gravitate toward my table like magnets, ya know? And I'm like dang girls, get off my cock, WOULD YA? But they don't. They don't get off my cock, and the person running the speed dating thing has to shut it down. IMEEN WHAT THE HECK?!
13. 2018-04-05 at 5:59 PM UTC

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    benny vader YELLOW GHOST

    Originally posted by mmQ Whenever I do it it never works out, ya know, cuz before theyre about to start the 1st round, it's like so weird, all the girls just sort of get up and gravitate toward my table like magnets, ya know? And I'm like dang girls, get off my cock, WOULD YA? But they don't. They don't get off my cock, and the person running the speed dating thing has to shut it down. IMEEN WHAT THE HECK?!

    
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