Smoke alarms are stupid

1. 2018-04-04 at 11:56 AM UTC

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   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   I have only set them off while cooking or smoking weed. I took the battery out because it went off in the middle of the night when I was doing a stealth bong hit and blowing it out the window. What a useless device, cant they make one that detects an actual fire instead of anything that seems like "smoke"
   
   
2. 2018-04-04 at 12:17 PM UTC

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   NARCassist gollums fat coach
   i remember scoring crack and brown in the middle of town and went into a toilet cubicle in a big retail store to have a pipe or two. i had the pipe out, cig burning for ash, all the crack open on the side breaking off little pipes and suddenly the smoke alarm started screaming. i was in a mad dash to wrap everything up, and i'd just finished the first pipe, it did my nut right in, lol.
   
   
   
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3. 2018-04-04 at 12:19 PM UTC

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   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
4. 2018-04-04 at 1 PM UTC

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   mmQ Lisa Turtle
   I've never encountered a smoke alarm that went off from anything other than burnt food smoke. I don't know if that actually annoying or impressive that your smoke alarm would go off from a 'stealth bong hit blown out the window.' that doesn't even really make any sense.
5. 2018-04-04 at 2:11 PM UTC

   #5
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Fun fact:
   Smoke detectors do not work upside down