2018-04-01 at 11:42 PM UTC
gentle heathens, there is no pressing issue with the worry of an orgasm-less life. even the impotent shall be relieved by nature's hands upon departure. that's right, death is a sexless cum. but what about sex with death?
several years now and i am happy to report that we cum upon death and i can milk the sick amid their agonal mortem phase. YES! i have masturbated the lone dying. This is difficult to do among popular people with families and shit because people watch lol. but what about the medicaid, homless, bedridden demented dirtcunts? i start by holding their
hand as i patiently await the death rattle, then i rip the blanket off and spit and snot rocket all over their genitals and violate and violate and wait for the ultimate climax, gods milk, the joyful, greatest tasting ambrosia anyone has ever rubbed their tongue with,
hitler
and, of course, since the sphincter muscles are the last the develop, they are the first to go. be mindful of shit. these bitches shit everywhere i'll tell you what.
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2018-04-01 at 11:44 PM UTC
death is fucking awesome when you cum.
2018-04-01 at 11:54 PM UTC
like, all of it? there are some things i really don't mind sharing.
you wanna fuck my wife?
2018-04-01 at 11:56 PM UTC
haha, who did i piss off now?
are you that guy with the back problems?
2018-04-02 at 12:09 AM UTC
bummer. you kind of killed my thread, i'm just going to let it die, now. don't feel too guilty, i didn't care for it any.
2018-04-02 at 12:18 AM UTC
bout to jerk this thread off rill good.
