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Another Drunk Phone Meeting, wooooo
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2016-05-13 at 7:15 PM UTCI called in and the dude facilitating it was like "hi, who joined?" and I said my name but I guess I slurred or mumbled so he was like "huh?" and it took me like 3 more tries including actually spelling my name out before he figured out who I am. That's how you know it's going to be a good meeting.
Although indians (and this guy was one), or some subset thereof, seem to have a hard time with my name, it always comes out as "ree-ah-n". I once tried explaining the right pronunciation "start with rye, like the grain" and the dude literally just stared blankly at me for a solid 30 seconds. Since then I've started just introducing myself in the pronunciation they seem to be able to do, saves time. -
2016-05-13 at 7:33 PM UTCfirst post in a lanny thread
i'm on bundy, i'm talking to katie and she isn't good at numerical sequences or anything really
joe argued with his mom about letting me come over
ashley is autistic and going insane
i sat in the rain staring at the sky and all i saw was holographs and severe HPPD
i asked maria to dye her hair purple but she ignored me
my dad bought me koolaid which im using to flavor water
i asked some guy in an IQ 180+ society about what causes us to be born into the body we have rather than like an ant
vivian girls are good emotionless music
i am everything that's wrong with space -
2016-05-13 at 7:54 PM UTC
I called in and the dude facilitating it was like "hi, who joined?" and I said my name but I guess I slurred or mumbled so he was like "huh?" and it took me like 3 more tries including actually spelling my name out before he figured out who I am. That's how you know it's going to be a good meeting.
Although indians (and this guy was one), or some subset thereof, seem to have a hard time with my name, it always comes out as "ree-ah-n". I once tried explaining the right pronunciation "start with rye, like the grain" and the dude literally just stared blankly at me for a solid 30 seconds. Since then I've started just introducing myself in the pronunciation they seem to be able to do, saves time.
lol that was a boring drunk story brah^
you didn't even call him a nigger or hang up on him or threaten to beat him up, you're a pussy -
2016-05-13 at 8:43 PM UTCAll I gathered from this is that your name is Rihanna.
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2016-05-13 at 9:02 PM UTCRyan Rogers.
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2016-05-13 at 9:31 PM UTC
All I gathered from this is that your name is Rihanna.
Listen m8, I didn't want to say this in public but the admin seems to have perma-fucked the PMs. The words "rye" and "Rihanna" don't have anything in common, particularly the phonemitic decomposition of the former is not an initial substring of the latter. I hope I haven't made you feel foolish by pointing this out although the possibility that you're contemplating suicide out of embarrassment from this exposition weighs heavily on my mind. Let me just say that I'm here for you bro, I know the pain and enduring social humiliation that stems from mispronouncing words and that if you ever need a sholder to cry on I'm here for you.Ryan Rogers.
Right on the given, not on the family. Amusingly my former employer seemed to think my name was Ryan Rogers for like a year before I had to ask them to reissue a check with my actual name on it. -
2016-05-13 at 9:31 PM UTC#WREKT
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2016-05-14 at 12:29 AM UTCYou don't scare me kid.
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2016-05-14 at 12:35 AM UTC
Listen m8, I didn't want to say this in public but the admin seems to have perma-fucked the PMs. The words "rye" and "Rihanna" don't have anything in common, particularly the phonemitic decomposition of the former is not an initial substring of the latter. I hope I haven't made you feel foolish by pointing this out although the possibility that you're contemplating suicide out of embarrassment from this exposition weighs heavily on my mind. Let me just say that I'm here for you bro, I know the pain and enduring social humiliation that stems from mispronouncing words and that if you ever need a sholder to cry on I'm here for you.
Lanny, commit suicide by slitting your wrists and leave a note with nothing but this on it. -
2016-05-14 at 3:50 AM UTC
Right on the given, not on the family. Amusingly my former employer seemed to think my name was Ryan Rogers for like a year before I had to ask them to reissue a check with my actual name on it.
I know the family, fam. Not even playin. But it's cool, I have no intentions on throwing it up here. I feel it's up to a nigga how a nigga rolls, not some other nigga he don't even know. -
2016-05-14 at 8:04 AM UTCI was the first to learn of Lanny's true name, by surmounting his inferior opsec. I sometimes have the urge to refer to him by his initials, it would make for a good pet name.
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2016-05-14 at 3:53 PM UTCRyan isn't a girl's name.
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2016-05-14 at 6:34 PM UTCYeah, my name has been floating around for a while now. Don't particularly want to advertise it but whatever, it's not like it's that damaging. What's anyone going to do, order a bunch of pizzas to my door or something? Nigga I love pizza.
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2016-05-14 at 8:23 PM UTCNigga, if I actually cared enough to dig your name up i might just do that one of these days. What toppings you want?
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2016-05-14 at 9:53 PM UTC^he want's an italian sausage up his ass
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2016-05-14 at 10:37 PM UTCKek Lanny you need to live stream your residence so we can all watch when you get swatted.
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2016-05-14 at 11:01 PM UTC
Yeah, my name has been floating around for a while now. Don't particularly want to advertise it but whatever, it's not like it's that damaging. What's anyone going to do, order a bunch of pizzas to my door or something? Nigga I love pizza.
What if someone more creative and malicious were in your geographical area? Although not having done anything so far, along the whole depression/apathy/anergia (pretty much the entire cluster of symptoms) + being adverse to leaving the house/hikidom does make it less likely. Although, if a drug triggered (hypo)mania and an idea/project became my aspie obsession... -
2016-05-15 at 12:33 AM UTC
Yeah, my name has been floating around for a while now. Don't particularly want to advertise it but whatever, it's not like it's that damaging. What's anyone going to do, order a bunch of pizzas to my door or something? Nigga I love pizza.
You clearly don't know the kind of pizzas people order for these things.
No cheese, no sauce, meatballs. -
2016-05-15 at 8:11 AM UTC
Yeah, my name has been floating around for a while now. Don't particularly want to advertise it but whatever, it's not like it's that damaging. What's anyone going to do, order a bunch of pizzas to my door or something? Nigga I love pizza.
Many years ago I did something similar. A little back story first: I grew up with this kid next door to me, he was a year older and for the longest time we were the only kids on this dead end road with 8 houses on it, so naturally we played together after school. Well, once some other kids moved in the neighborhood, after being friends for many years, his mother and grandparents decided he shouldn't be playing with girls and needed to be playing with boys, even though these boys were several years younger than him. Anyway, I got pissed after being friends for so long, then bam, he didn't even acknowledge me anymore so I cussed and it started a little family feud. Well, after moving and going back a few years later, we were both teenagers and I figured he might have grown up and would atleast say Hi to me and cat ch up- he literally ran into his house when he saw me- his family had brain washed this kid so bad and he was terrified they'd beat his ass if they saw him talking to me. So when I returned home, bored one day I called all the delivery eateries in the area and ordered a fuckton of food- I called my mother who was living next door still to relay to me what went on. It was a traffic jam of delivery cars, who were so packed in they couldn't get out. It was one hell of a fiasco lmfao. They never knew I did it and blamed it on another neighbor they were feuding with, they called the cops on them and everything.
This family was so fucked up, my dad went to school with his mother and 3 uncles. One of the brothers got put in a mental institution right around the time his mom got pregnant and it was rumored that he was the father especially snice a father was never found (and my dad said lol that you couldn't have paid someone to fuck that stuck up bitch) They were hardcore German people and we're closet nazis. They were very strange. When reletives came to visit it was like they locked all the doors and wouldn't even answer a knock on the do until they left and this would go on for days sometimes. Now this kid was a security guard and I believe he is now a police officer- funny part is, he would pis his pants if he saw me in person and run the other way.
