I used to be hot

1. 2018-03-26 at 1:04 AM UTC

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   AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
   And so was my wife.
   
   This is us on top of Mount Washington 1987
2. 2018-03-26 at 1:12 AM UTC

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   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Nope. All lies.
   
   Lets start with the fact there is no ring on that honey's finger.
   
   Next we will look at the expression on her face. It is a look of pure terror. Terror from knowing she is stranded on a mountain with you!
   
   Lastly I will point out the look on your face and the open bag on the ground. You clearly just raped her and made her change out of her ripped clothes to pose for a trophy photo.
   
   You sick are sick.
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3. 2018-03-26 at 1:19 AM UTC

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   RestStop Space Nigga
   You look cowabunga, dude. Haters gonna hate, brah.
4. 2018-03-26 at 1:22 AM UTC

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   AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
   lol we didn't get married until ten years later and she was scared shitless on top of the mountain.
5. 2018-03-26 at 1:26 AM UTC

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   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by AngryOnion lol we didn't get married until ten years later and she was scared shitless on top of the mountain.

   
   Because she just grot dragged up a mountain and raped by a stranger
6. 2018-03-26 at 1:42 AM UTC

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   kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink

   Originally posted by Fonaplats Nope. All lies.
   
   Lets start with the fact there is no ring on that honey's finger.
   
   Next we will look at the expression on her face. It is a look of pure terror. Terror from knowing she is stranded on a mountain with you!
   
   Lastly I will point out the look on your face and the open bag on the ground. You clearly just raped her and made her change out of her ripped clothes to pose for a trophy photo.
   
   You sick are sick.

   
   you're an idiot...
7. 2018-03-26 at 1:43 AM UTC

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   AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
   LOL maybe we could make a Graffic NOVEL OUT of it.
8. 2018-03-26 at 3:01 AM UTC

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   BigLuigi Houston
   looks like u 2 used to be cool
   
   2 bad ur old n gay now : (
9. 2018-03-26 at 4:41 AM UTC

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   BeigeWarlock African Astronaut

   Originally posted by AngryOnion And so was my wife.
   
   This is us on top of Mount Washington 1987

   
   there are numerous Mt Washingtons in the USA.. One in Cali, Oregon, Washinton, NH, PA and so on.
10. 2018-03-26 at 10:35 AM UTC

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    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    What's the look like now? Is she fat?
    
    Are you still in love with her as you were back then? Can you get physically intimate with her?
    
    I genuinely want to know.
11. 2018-03-26 at 10:43 AM UTC

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    BeigeWarlock African Astronaut
12. 2018-03-26 at 10:46 AM UTC

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    NARCassist gollums fat coach

    Originally posted by BeigeWarlock there are numerous Mt Washingtons in the USA.. One in Cali, Oregon, Washinton, NH, PA and so on.

    
    i'm guessing NH
    
    
    
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13. 2018-03-26 at 10:47 AM UTC

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    BeigeWarlock African Astronaut

    Originally posted by NARCassist i'm guessing NH
    
    
    
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    Why, I thought he said he lived in PA
14. 2018-03-26 at 10:54 AM UTC

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    NARCassist gollums fat coach

    Originally posted by BeigeWarlock Why, I thought he said he lived in PA

    
    oh i tought he was in mass
    
    
    
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15. 2018-03-26 at 11 AM UTC

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    BeigeWarlock African Astronaut

    Originally posted by NARCassist oh i tought he was in mass
    
    
    
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    There is no Mt Washington in Mass
16. 2018-03-26 at 11:03 AM UTC

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    NARCassist gollums fat coach

    Originally posted by BeigeWarlock There is no Mt Washington in Mass

    
    yeah but its kinda near NH tho. pretty sure its close enough that you could easily travel it in 31 years.
    
    
    
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17. 2018-03-26 at 11:08 AM UTC

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    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by AngryOnion And so was my wife.
    
    This is us on top of Mount Washington 1987

    
    im really high right now but ill just say it
    
    im jealous of what u had in 1987
18. 2018-03-26 at 11:13 AM UTC

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    BeigeWarlock African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Enter im really high right now but ill just say it
    
    im jealous of what u had in 1987

    
    Shut up.. No one gets high on Xanax, Enter. it just makes your musles relax and nearly poop yourself in your sleep if you take to much of it. It's a shitty drug for "Getting High" and should only be used for panic disorders
    
    But I'm not your Momma... when you coming out to the bay area. Bring Camera crew.. We'll make a Documentary for Aussie TV.. I want a cut.. Front end. (NO HOMO)
    
    
    until then. stop trying to kill yourself
19. 2018-03-26 at 11:17 AM UTC

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    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by BeigeWarlock Shut up.. No one gets high on Xanax, Enter. it just makes your musles relax and nearly poop yourself in your sleep if you take to much of it. It's a shitty drug for "Getting High" and should only be used for panic disorders
    
    But I'm not your Momma… when you coming out to the bay area. Bring Camera crew.. We'll make a Documentary for Aussie TV.. I want a cut.. Front end. (NO HOMO)
    
    
    until then. stop trying to kill yourself

    
    okay well im really realxed and comfy then? i dont smoke weed, i dont know what "high" is
    
    whats the bay area. is that california? im going there in july.
20. 2018-03-26 at 11:22 AM UTC

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    NARCassist gollums fat coach
    bay area = hipster faggot speak for san francisco
    
    
    
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