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  1. #1
    Psyclonic Yung Blood
    Here is a copied textfile from totse on making homemade wine, which seems pretty simple. My question is, when you siphon from one 2Liter bottle to the other one, when you siphon it back do you siphon it back into the old bottle with the dead yeast? Wouldn't this not work as the yeast is dead? Also, if I got a couple of these going how bad would the smell be?

    Enjoy this for yourselves, too. It seems like a pretty good technique.

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    Have you ever wanted to make your own wine? but just coudn't afford those expensive kits?, If so, This is for you. In this guide I will explain how to make wine in a few easy-to-follow steps, all for under 15$ (US). First off, wine is not made overnight, It takes a month for it to ferment and achieve alcohol content. If your looking for a quick and easy way to get booze, I recommend you ask a homeless dude or if your 21, buy it on your own. Now, the wine you buy in stores will most likely always be better than any homemade stuff, (becouse they use perfected techniques and equipment) but making your own wine is fun and satisfying. Over time, you can perfect your skill and become a good little wine maker, which is a braggable skill, then you will get lots of pussy, like me.

    The Basics
    There is alot of classifications of wine and ways to produce it, but when you cut through all the bullshit your left with the two major types, Red and White. 90% of all wine comes from Grapes, Red grapes (red) and Green grapes (white), the other 10% is blush & rose. Here are some examples:

    Red Wines - Barolo, Claret, Merlot

    White Wines - Chardonnay, Chablis, Chenin Blanc

    When you get to the basics, wine is nothing more than grape juice with alchohol. To acheive the alchohol, a bit of yeast is thown in the juice, its then left to ferment, thus producing alchohol. Wine is one of the easiest alcoholic beverages to make next to beer, and is why people 7000 years ago were getting wasted

    Supplies
    To make the wine your going to need some supplies. All of these things can be found at a local hardware shop and grocery store:

    (2) Two liter Bottle's

    A hollow plastic tube (This will be used for siphoning liquid)

    A Balloon (Regular old fashoned balloon)

    Yeast

    Welches Grape Juice (Or smashed grapes, I don't recomend untill you know what your doing)

    A place to let your wine ferment undisturbed for a month

    Wine: Step 1
    Okay, so now you know the basics of wine and have your supplies which means your ready to Rock 'n' Roll. First off, start by pouring your welches grape juice into one of the two liter bottles. These bottles will be used to alternate your wine back and forth, Thus clearing out the dead yeast.

    After you've poured your grape juice into one of the bottles, grab your yeast, take a pinch of it, (roughly enough to cover the area of a dime) then spinkle it into the bottle. If you made it this far, congrats, your almost done with step one, there is only one more thing to do; seal the top of the bottle. Now, you may wonder why I didn't include bottle caps in the supplies, Well this is becouse during fermentaion the yeast will create gass, thus making pressure build up in the bottle. Using bottle caps will keep the pressure in, which is a bad thing, unless your trying to make champainge. To advoid this we will use a balloon, which will relieve the pressure, and also serve as a lid. To seal up your wine, simply put the balloon around the mouth. As time goes on you will see the balloon inflate as the fermentaion takes process, when you see the balloon is inflated, take it off to let the pressure out, then put it back on, make sure you check on it at least once a day. After you put the balloon on, its time to find a place to put your wine while it ferments. You need to pick a place where its not going to get messed with, and make sure the place isnt too hot or too cold (I use my closest). Congrats, your done with step 1.

    Wine: Step 2
    Now, your done with the hard part, all thats left to do is wait. After you've completed step one, you need to wait one week (7) days untill you need to siphonin. Once you've waited the 7 days its time to transfer the wine to your other container. The reason why you need to do this is becouse when fermenting, the yeast will eat, produce alcohol, then die. The dead yeast will start collecting at the bottom, so we need to siphonin, seperating dead yeast from wine. Start off by taking the plastic tube and inserting one end into the bottle with the wine, be VERRY careful not to disturb the contents at the bottom, thats the stuff we don't want. To siphonin you should put the bottle with the wine on a table or something elevated, then put the other bottle on the ground, using gravity to your advantage. After the wine is transferd to the other bottle, put the balloon back on and stash it where you have it before. This process of siphonining will take place (3) more times before the wine will be ready to drink. BOOM, your done with step 2, almost there.

    Wine: Step 3
    Once you complete your 4rd and final siphonin, you will have drinkable, get drunkable wine. Congrats, you've made wine, you've proved your mother wrong, you have acomplished something in your life, Holy shit! Once you have made wine and understand the simple concept behind it you can move on to making other alcoholic things like Brandy (which is distilled wine). If you don't want to get wasted right away, you can always age your brew to perfection. Simply get a wine bottle/cork and some wax. Put the wine in the bottle, insert cork, then melt the wax on top of the cork, sealing it. Then Stick it on a shelf and let it age. However, if you do decide to age it, I would highly recomended repeating siphonining an extra one or two times to get the wine totally pure.

    Extra Stuff
    Allthough it might sound strange, some studies show that drinking red wines acctually help you live longer. regular consumption of up to 1-2 drinks a day ( 1 standard drink is approximately equal to 5 oz, or 125 ml, of 13% wine ) does reduce mortality, due to 10% - 40% lower risk of coronary heart disease, for those over the age of 35. Compounds known as polyphenols are found in larger amounts in red wine, and there is some evidence that these are especially beneficial. One particularly interesting polyphenol found in red wine is resveratrol, to which numerous beneficial effects have been attributed.

    Producing Wine/Alcohol in your home, for personal use is legal. Distributing without a license is illegal however. Allthough, i wouldn't go off telling any cops that your brewing hundreds of barrels of booze in your basement or anything like that.
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  2. #2
    AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
    You might as well throw a dirty sock in it just for flavor.
  3. #3
    alcohol already tastes shitty enough
  4. #4
    Get a glass carboy and a proper airlock from a wine making store if you're gonna do this.

    Carboys are ~$20 and the airlocks about $1.50 each and they last forever.
  5. #5
    Didn't read the OP but I used to make my own beer/cider/whatever when I was underage. What I did was:

    -Get a bottle of 100% apple juice. Make sure it has no preservatives or anything else except apple juice. If it has ascorbic acid its fine. Drink about an ounce of it

    -Pour a cup of sugar or two in it. Shake well.

    -Pour a packet of yeast in it.

    -DO NOT SHAKE AGAIN OR ADD SUGAR AFTER THIS STEP.

    -Take the cap off.

    -Get a plastic bag, and rubber band it to the mouth of the bottle. Don't rubber band it too tight, air needs to be able to escape through it.

    -Wait at least two days. The longer you wait, the stronger it will be.

    -Take the bag and rubber band off.

    -Enjoy.

    All of my friends said it tasted like shit but I liked it. That being said I was like 15 years old. If I tried that now I don't know if I would like the taste.
  6. #6
    Psyclonic Yung Blood
    Originally posted by Juicebox Didn't read the OP but I used to make my own beer/cider/whatever when I was underage. What I did was:

    -Get a bottle of 100% apple juice. Make sure it has no preservatives or anything else except apple juice. If it has ascorbic acid its fine. Drink about an ounce of it

    -Pour a cup of sugar or two in it. Shake well.

    -Pour a packet of yeast in it.

    -DO NOT SHAKE AGAIN OR ADD SUGAR AFTER THIS STEP.

    -Take the cap off.

    -Get a plastic bag, and rubber band it to the mouth of the bottle. Don't rubber band it too tight, air needs to be able to escape through it.

    -Wait at least two days. The longer you wait, the stronger it will be.

    -Take the bag and rubber band off.

    -Enjoy.

    All of my friends said it tasted like shit but I liked it. That being said I was like 15 years old. If I tried that now I don't know if I would like the taste.

    How drunk did it get you?
  7. #7
    Originally posted by Psyclonic How drunk did it get you?

    Pretty damn drunk. But then again, it doesn't take much to get a 15 year old drunk
  8. #8
    A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    when i was 19 or 20 i tried the airlock on a rubber bung in a bottle of welches with (bakers?) yeast from the store.

    wasnt good, wasnt terrible. tasted yeasty, maybe using appropriate yeast and better enhancementing ( i think i used coffee enhancements? ) and it would come out decent.
  9. #9
    A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    it might be a cool hobby but as far as cost: a half gallon jug of welchers juice is like 3 or 4 bux, how much is a couple cheap bottles of wine?
  10. #10
    Originally posted by A College Professor when i was 19 or 20 i tried the airlock on a rubber bung in a bottle of welches with (bakers?) yeast from the store.

    wasnt good, wasnt terrible. tasted yeasty, maybe using appropriate yeast and better enhancementing ( i think i used coffee enhancements? ) and it would come out decent.

    I didn't even enhancement mine

    It all got stuck to the bottom of the bottle anyway
  11. #11
    Originally posted by A College Professor it might be a cool hobby but as far as cost: a half gallon jug of welchers juice is like 3 or 4 bux, how much is a couple cheap bottles of wine?

    About the same. It's meant more for the underage kiddies
  12. #12
    benny vader YELLOW GHOST
    Originally posted by Juicebox -Get a plastic bag, and rubber band it to the mouth of the bottle. Don't rubber band it too tight, air needs to be able to escape through it.

    thats the dangerous way of doing it.

    be safe, use a condom.
  13. #13
    ive done this before

    just use water and sugar instead of grape juice so then 2liters of 15%ABV costs about 1.50 to make
  14. #14
    Grimace motherfucker [my enumerable hindi guideword]
    In prison, we'd smuggle back oranges from the chow hall (as many as we could conceal in our clothes) and juice/pulp them into a tupperware container. Then we'd add 1.5oz of presweetened lemonade mix we could buy from the store. Fill with water and let that sit. In the summertime, after 5 days, the natural yeasts in the oranges fermented it and we'd get pretty shitty on the weekends. During winter, it took 2 weeks. :(
  15. #15
    Psyclonic Yung Blood
    Originally posted by Grimace In prison, we'd smuggle back oranges from the chow hall (as many as we could conceal in our clothes) and juice/pulp them into a tupperware container. Then we'd add 1.5oz of presweetened lemonade mix we could buy from the store. Fill with water and let that sit. In the summertime, after 5 days, the natural yeasts in the oranges fermented it and we'd get pretty shitty on the weekends. During winter, it took 2 weeks. :(

    Thats fuckin gnarly
  16. #16
    This is extremely well written...

    Also, why is this in Bad Idea?
  17. #17
    Suspicious this is written so well..too well. Your an immortal.
  18. #18
    Originally posted by CutterLegendaryNinja This is extremely well written…

    Also, why is this in Bad Idea?

    because alcohol is super fucking cheap and you can go get something that's gonna taste way better than your homemade wine for way cheaper
  19. #19
    Nasa...we have lift off.
  20. #20
    GasTheKikesRaceWarNow Houston [this unquestioningly unfrequented clast]
    Originally posted by Psyclonic Here is a copied textfile from totse on making homemade wine, which seems pretty simple. My question is, when you siphon from one 2Liter bottle to the other one, when you siphon it back do you siphon it back into the old bottle with the dead yeast? Wouldn't this not work as the yeast is dead? Also, if I got a couple of these going how bad would the smell be?

    The purpose of shiphoning is to remove residue. That usually gathers at the bottom. I never heard of anyone siphoning 4 times, and siphoning at all is unnecessary. Usually people siphon when main fermentation is done, then leave the wine to age for a few weeks, and sometimes they'll siphon during this time just to keep the wine clean.

    Dead yeast is not dangerous, in fact it's good for you. The only problem is it tastes bad.
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