Tfw no multiple gfs.

1. 2018-03-07 at 12:11 AM UTC

   #1
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   I can't be happy with just one girlfriend. It makes me feel cucked.
   
   Every fucking loser you know is married with a fat wife.
   
   But how beta are people who are in a relationship, but have side-bitches too?!
   
   I don't know much about my dad, except for the fact that he cheated on my mom numerous times. That's what I wanna be like. Ugh, my dad was so beta. :( I'll do you proud, papa. I'll have a girlfriend one day, and multiple girls on the side!
2. 2018-03-07 at 12:12 AM UTC

   #2
   

   Zanick motherfucker [my p.a. supernal goa]
   My dad was kind of like that. No matter how much he cared for the woman he was with, he'd always find himself in an emotional affair with at least two others. It made my childhood complicated.
3. 2018-03-07 at 12:36 AM UTC

   #3
   RestStop Space Nigga
   Sounds like too much work. When I was 19 yeah it was lit AF but I'm almost 30 I barely have the energy to check my post office box some days.
4. 2018-03-07 at 12:38 AM UTC

   #4
   Malice Naturally Camouflaged
   tfw you'll never be the MC of a harem anime...
5. 2018-03-07 at 12:39 AM UTC

   #5
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Fucking a fat girl in Denver tonight. PEAS, NIGGA
6. 2018-03-07 at 12:39 AM UTC

   #6
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by Jeremus Fucking a fat girl in Denver tonight. PEAS, NIGGA

   
   why are you fucking a fat girl if you're so rich
7. 2018-03-07 at 12:40 AM UTC

   #7
   RestStop Space Nigga

   Originally posted by Enter why are you fucking a fat girl if you're so rich

   
   Fucking fat girls do be fly tho.
8. 2018-03-07 at 12:40 AM UTC

   #8
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by Enter why are you fucking a fat girl if you're so rich

   
   I don't see what fucking a fat girl has to do with being rich. Are you suggesting I hire a prostitute?
9. 2018-03-07 at 12:40 AM UTC

   #9
   Malice Naturally Camouflaged

   Originally posted by Jeremus Fucking a fat girl in Denver tonight. PEAS, NIGGA

   
   Post proof that you're in Denver.
10. 2018-03-07 at 12:41 AM UTC

    #10
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by RestStop Fucking fat girls do be fly tho.

    
    Also, this.
    
    One word: effort
11. 2018-03-07 at 12:41 AM UTC

    #11
    Malice Naturally Camouflaged

    Originally posted by Jeremus I don't see what fucking a fat girl has to do with being rich. Are you suggesting I hire a prostitute?

    
    Shouldn't you be able to attract higher quality women?
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12. 2018-03-07 at 12:43 AM UTC

    #12
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by Malice Shouldn't you be able to attract higher quality women?

    
    The same word but in a different context: effort.
13. 2018-03-07 at 12:44 AM UTC

    #13
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by Malice Shouldn't you be able to attract higher quality women?

    
    inb4 he unsubscribes from thread again
14. 2018-03-07 at 12:44 AM UTC

    #14
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by Jeremus The same word but in a different context: effort.

    
    yeah all the multimillionaires fuck fat chicks coz its less effort
    
    do you realize people here will like you more if you just admit you're not rich
15. 2018-03-07 at 12:45 AM UTC

    #15
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by Enter yeah all the multimillionaires fuck fat chicks coz its less effort

    
    Any statement trying to categorize a millionaires as anything except people with over $1 million is retarded. Kill yourself.
    
    

    do you realize people here will like you more if you just admit you're not rich

    
    Idk how people will react to anything, I find it best to just be me.
16. 2018-03-07 at 12:47 AM UTC

    #16
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by Jeremus Any statement trying to categorize a millionaires as anything except people with over $1 million is retarded. Kill yourself.

    
    Oooh, getting angry now, lmao.
    
    I said mulitmillionaires. You... are a multimillionaire, aren't you? That's the lie you're still going with? Here's your chance to change it and say you just have over a million.
17. 2018-03-07 at 12:52 AM UTC

    #17
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    
18. 2018-03-07 at 1:52 AM UTC

    #18
    

    Vizier Tuskegee Airman [spic of the devil]
    Compare women to food.
    
    Caviar is top shelf stuff, but sometimes all you want is scrambled eggs, you know?
19. 2018-03-07 at 1:57 AM UTC

    #19
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by Vizier Compare women to food.
    
    Caviar is top shelf stuff, but sometimes all you want is scrambled eggs, you know?

    
    in... instead of a woman's eggs, i'm eating her aborted fetus?
20. 2018-03-07 at 2:01 AM UTC

    #20
    

    Vizier Tuskegee Airman [spic of the devil]

    Originally posted by Enter in… instead of a woman's eggs, i'm eating her aborted fetus?

    
    No, only chinese people do that shit.
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