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How could one make themselves deaf

  1. #1
    Please serious answers only.

    Gradually preferably. Please, it's too loud. Come on guys, you're smart. Please don't say aspirin od.

    Advice on learning asl too.

    Time to turn het volume down. Thanks in advance.
  2. #2
    In space you can't hear fuckwads call you a nigger

    But honest, I have no problem you calling me a nigger, just don't feel like hearing it. Not trying to change the world, just myself.

    #blackhistorymonth
  3. #3
    Moved to reddit faggots
  4. #4
    https://www.reddit.com/r/bodymods/comments/8131md/how_to_make_myself_deaf/
  5. #5
    Xlite Tuskegee Airman
    Wtf is wrong with you, nigger?
  6. #6
    Originally posted by Xlite Wtf is wrong with you, nigger?
    Idk but youar the one calling me a nigger behind a computer. Say it to my face
  7. #7
    Plz let me nig in peace
  8. #8
    Originally posted by Xlite Wtf is wrong with you, nigger?

    Think I'm scared of you white bwah?
  9. #9
    You must understand xlite, this xlivesmatter shit is some big cliche. Don't care, I just don't want to deal with sound anymore period. This is body mods. Please don't derail this tattered thread.
  10. #10
    Lanny creature of the mesothelioma era
    I'll tell you if you reveal the secret of being dumb
  11. #11
    Originally posted by Lanny I'll tell you if you reveal the secret of being dumb
    Go on... I'm listening
  12. #12
    Idk, I like have been considering castration at this point. So many fucking people on earf. And girl talk to me about kids, I'm like no. But I don't want to be alone. I just want a house elf to cook. My last gf was 44 and I'm 24. She's sterile but not stable really. And on top of all this my genetics dispose me to male pattern baldness. But I don't want to suicide at all. Life's great and what not, but uhh seriously dude I have all the variables in my head verbatim man. Just trying to move on. Idgaf that people want to say nigger. It's a great word 🙄 I say it even. But It's time to accept racism as it is, undying.

    I spoke with grandma about eunuchs, she was pretty bland. Idk what to do anymore guise. I tried to make an appointment with planned parenthood about vasectomy, they were lyk "awh na" so I tried by my own. I really think I just made myself fucked up down there though. Will post more if I can remember.

    Haven't told girl. But the fact is what is happening to preserve the people alive?

    Life is short only days are long :\

    Need a pinch of dip but I don't want to be up all night.

    I want to be with Katie for the rest of my life. However she was probably kidding about kids

    I start outpatient soon. This will be great.

    Spoke lil 2 much
  13. #13
    Just want some peace. Just want to listen to God. Don't need hearing to listen to him🙄
  14. #14
    Lanny you really want to be dumb bruh?
  15. #15
    Get into a relationship with Hydro, and you'll automatically deafen yourself just so you don't have to listen to that bitch.
  16. #16
    Alrit let me find the most gangstatard stuff I kin find real quick. You guys have helped me so much. I'll pm you
  17. #17
    Lanny, I'm going to send you my cousin's album. That will make you dumb
  18. #18
    Originally posted by Enter Get into a relationship with Hydro, and you'll automatically deafen yourself just so you don't have to listen to that bitch.

    Hydro= man? No? I am man

    Penis and penis not holy
  19. #19
    HTS highlight reel
    Do you like guns? Shoot at an indoor range without hearing protection*.




    *Side effects may include tinnitus, which is basically the opposite of deafness.
  20. #20
    Originally posted by HTS Do you like guns? Shoot at an indoor range without hearing protection*.




    *Side effects may include tinnitus, which is basically the opposite of deafness.

    Felons may not own guns
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