top new life realizations of 2018

1. 2018-02-25 at 1:08 PM UTC

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   A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
   i was thinking of these whiel sittin in my underpants refreshing muh subscriptions i started making a lot of deep observations and the sun did a orbet around me
2. 2018-02-25 at 1:15 PM UTC

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   stupid noob VICTIM of farm equipment [the momentously grade-constructed phasmatodea]

   Originally posted by A College Professor i was thinking of these whiel sittin in my underpants refreshing muh subscriptions i started making a lot of deep observations and the sun did a orbet around me

   
   Translation: you sat staring NIS for over a full day while high on meth in your van down by the river.
3. 2018-02-25 at 1:23 PM UTC

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   A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
   no shit you fucken idiot ,that was the joke...
   
   are you just doom and gloom everywhere u go?
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