You ever parked somewhere knowing you'll get a parking ticket?

1. 2018-02-18 at 10:12 PM UTC

   #1
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   $10 - $13 to park at the ramp a 5+ minnute walk away, and $25 parking ticket to park in the lot right at the building, I'm probably just gonna take the ticket sometime to park there
2. 2018-02-18 at 10:50 PM UTC

   #2
   

   A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
   U wanna spend 15 dollars extra , in the form of a parking ticket, to save 5 minutes of walking - and then u will spend 20 minutes mailing a check to the court.
   
   But I know what your thinking: what if I parked illegally while wearing a condom filled with honey?
   But I know your mind then begins to wonder: what if I parked illegally while wearing a condom full of honey to go into a grocery store and sniff cocaine off the checkout conveyer?
   
   Which begs the question: will I win the lottery today?
   The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

   • The Self Taught Man
3. 2018-02-18 at 11 PM UTC

   #3
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Shoot your wall
4. 2018-02-18 at 11:20 PM UTC

   #4
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   I did that once when I was on meth and I was late to class. Didn't get a ticket, I lucked out.
5. 2018-02-19 at 12:14 AM UTC

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   kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
   no i dont do that, because here we don't get tickets we get our cars towed.. lol
   
   ask blake the snake komo he used to be a boot guy here in austin .
6. 2018-02-19 at 12:49 AM UTC

   #6
   RestStop Space Nigga
   I live in rural Ohio. There would never be a reason to park in place like that you would hard pressed to even find a parking meter or tow away zone.
7. 2018-02-19 at 12:57 AM UTC

   #7
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   i hope you get AIDS from a dog
8. 2018-02-19 at 1:01 AM UTC

   #8
   

   kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
   I once parked at this habeeb shop real quick downtown while delivering pizzas to go pick up some vicodin from a friend down the street a couple blocks and i parked there and ran because it was just easier but when i came back this umpalumpa was yelling at me with a boot guy standing behind him and the little guy was saying how i owe him 15 dollars and the boot guy said you dont owe him anything and i was like "i gotta go.. im working" and drove off lol
9. 2018-02-19 at 1:29 AM UTC

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   Zanick motherfucker [my p.a. supernal goa]
   Lincoln Towing Company, my first time parking in the city. Fucking marauders.
10. 2018-02-19 at 10:05 AM UTC

    #10
    

    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink

    Originally posted by Zanick Lincoln Towing Company, my first time parking in the city. Fucking marauders.

    
    yeah i know man their fucking fascist