2018-02-15 at 11:07 PM UTC
Like for putting pictures of lil sporty or the bugleboy's head on;
Step one, wait till nature calls. If you need to speed this up I suggest coffee and fruit. Others have reported good luck using tobacco.
Step two, if using a tolet then make a toilet paper bed in the tolet bowl. The obvious and typical use of this is to keep the toilet water from splashing your testes and/or buttholes when the poop drops. More importantly for this exercise, it forms a 'raft' of sorts which helps keep your fece from sinking or standing upright ( although upright fece could make a great basis for a shithead's totem pole, although it would be difficult to get a good camera angle on a totem poop in a tolet).
Step 3, you can wipe now, but you have to be careful to discard your soiled toilet papers in the fringes of the tolet bowl. This is risky because you are at risk of the TO concealing some of your fece. In other countries it is customary to put the soiled TPs into the waste bin so in that case it wouldn't interfere. OR you can keep your pants down and stand up and wipe after the next step.
Step four, take the picture. Be careful not to drop your phone into the toilet or it can get ruined unless it is one of the Active models by Samsung which are resilient against water. Experiment with the focus and flash settings until you get the perfect shot.
To Be continued...
2018-02-15 at 11:18 PM UTC
Real OG’s take the pic before they wipe.
