Some number I don't know texted me "who this?"

1. 2018-02-09 at 5:57 PM UTC

   #1
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Who am I? Bitch who are you ?!?
   
   What should I text back this asshole?
2. 2018-02-09 at 6:59 PM UTC

   #2
   

   -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
   Replying to spam shit could cost you on your cell phone bill. Some spam texts and spam calls are rigged to bill you when you reply.
3. 2018-02-09 at 7:23 PM UTC

   #3
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Thanks bro, almost fell for it. Good lookin out.