10 reasons why Poor People are worse than DPH and AIDS

1. 2016-04-10 at 7:13 AM UTC

   #1
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   1. They live deep in the wilderness.
   2. They lace the blunts they sell you with cyanide and banshee dust.
   3. They like generic brand soda.
   4. They make <33,333$ a year.
   5. They migrated from Africa.
   6. They are bad at developing self-sustaining, monistic economical structures.
   7. They like to "zuck at ya dick" instead of "suck your dick".
   8. Banshee dust is made from the tears of "Affluenza" patients.
   9. They read music reviews on P4K
   10. They have high rates of death and disease.
2. 2016-04-10 at 7:24 AM UTC

   #2
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Oh Man every had a pile of Angel Dust that was cut with Demon Dust that was cut with Banshee Dust?
3. 2016-04-10 at 7:26 AM UTC

   #3
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Their favorite opiate is paregoric. Absolutely disgusting in it's horror.