I just want to date a beautiful woman. :(

1. 2018-02-01 at 4:56 PM UTC

   #1
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   ...And then emotionally destroy her somehow. I have a few plans, but I like the one where I date her and make her love me, and then ghost her with no contact when we're in the honeymoon stage.
2. 2018-02-01 at 5:33 PM UTC

   #2
   RestStop Space Nigga
   Just pretend to be someone famous hun.
3. 2018-02-01 at 6:57 PM UTC

   #3
   

   stupid noob VICTIM of farm equipment [the momentously grade-constructed phasmatodea]
   You can't even get an ugly fat bitch to love you.
4. 2018-02-01 at 6:58 PM UTC

   #4
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Wanting things is unhealthy.