ATTN: Aldra

1. 2018-01-31 at 3:52 AM UTC

   #1
   

   Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
   Did you discover the Strava Heatmap vulnerability?
   
   https://twitter.com/_DanielSinclair/status/958455416744284160
2. 2018-01-31 at 4:01 AM UTC

   #2
   

   Lanny Bird of Courage
   not asian enough
3. 2018-01-31 at 4:13 AM UTC

   #3
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   I'll kill you faggot
4. 2018-01-31 at 4:16 AM UTC

   #4
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Also, the description is literally Aldra. If there was no pic, I would also go "yeah 100% Aldra. That smug bastard wasn't even saying anything about the vulnerabilities, he was just silently gloating."
5. 2018-01-31 at 4:19 AM UTC

   #5
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by Lanny not asian enough

   
   Actual picture of Aldra (warning, personal information within):
   
   

   Show spoiler
6. 2018-01-31 at 5:51 AM UTC

   #6
   

   benny vader YELLOW GHOST
   isnt he a working person ???
7. 2018-01-31 at 5:54 AM UTC

   #7
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   whenever sophie equates programming with being intelligent god kills a black cat
8. 2018-01-31 at 7:20 AM UTC

   #8
   

   aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
   lol, that twink has an 'FSA' flag in his twitter logo
9. 2018-01-31 at 7:40 AM UTC

   #9
   

   aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
   guy just parrots popular US talking points; doubt he would've gotten an NYT article otherwise.
   
   
   
   Not even sure it should be classed as a vulnerability really - people are willingly providing this information to an aggregator; they're publicly broadcasting their historical location to a company that makes (some of) it publicly accessible. If anything it's a failure of world militaries to maintain operational security.
   
   This is really very basic though - it's only come to the fore because
   
   1) the 'heatmaps' are easily available
   2) foreign militaries are the only ones in the region able to afford fitbits
   
   Think about all the other connectivity endpoints that are logged silently - cellular phone service, GPS, satellite uplinks, specific radio frequencies...
10. 2018-01-31 at 8:26 AM UTC

    #10
    

    Lanny Bird of Courage
    I want to know what kind of bitch ass soldier needs a fitbit to start with? Like don't they do drills and shit?
    
    I wonder if the arm vibration in the circlejerks count as steps.
11. 2018-01-31 at 12:47 PM UTC

    #11
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by Lanny I want to know what kind of bitch ass soldier needs a fitbit to start with? Like don't they do drills and shit?
    
    I wonder if the arm vibration in the circlejerks count as steps.

    
    It's to track the calories they burned stealing paycheques from the American taxpaying public.
12. 2018-01-31 at 1:08 PM UTC

    #12
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]

    Originally posted by Lanny I want to know what kind of bitch ass soldier needs a fitbit to start with? Like don't they do drills and shit?
    
    I wonder if the arm vibration in the circlejerks count as steps.

    
    Your candy ass couldn't make the 1st day of basic. Even the lamest US soldier is more than a match for your fat effeminate sit all day ass.
13. 2018-01-31 at 2 PM UTC

    #13
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by Lanny I want to know what kind of bitch ass soldier needs a fitbit to start with? Like don't they do drills and shit?
    
    I wonder if the arm vibration in the circlejerks count as steps.

    
    Your bubble yum ass would probably be dead if you lived my life
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

    • aldra
14. 2018-01-31 at 6:39 PM UTC

    #14
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]

    Originally posted by Captain Falcon Your bubble yum ass would probably be dead if you lived my life

    
    Your bubble yum ass wouldn't be full of cum if you lived my life.
15. 2018-01-31 at 7:27 PM UTC

    #15
    

    Daily an(nu)ally [dissolutely whisk the pantheon]

    Originally posted by Captain Falcon Your bubble yum ass would probably be dead if you lived my life

    
    Wait a second, who said this originally? Was it Snoopy?
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

    • Speedy Parker
16. 2018-01-31 at 9:59 PM UTC

    #16
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by Daily Wait a second, who said this originally? Was it Snoopy?

    
    That's a bingo!