I've been socially retarded this entire time without realizing it.

1. 2018-01-31 at 2:32 AM UTC

   #1
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Women don't want to hear about how I want to kill people, all the different drugs I've done, how much I hate people, etc. They say they want a bad boy but I guess there's a thin line between creepy and bad.
   
   I've learned this from watching dating shows. Currently watching First Dates.
2. 2018-01-31 at 2:35 AM UTC

   #2
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   just be like this
   
3. 2018-01-31 at 2:36 AM UTC

   #3
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Whenever I'm around women, I'm going to act like I have cameras on me, like it's a dating show. It'll keep me in check.
4. 2018-01-31 at 2:38 AM UTC

   #4
   

   Vizier Tuskegee Airman [spic of the devil]

   Originally posted by Enter Whenever I'm around women, I'm going to act like I have cameras on me, like it's a dating show. It'll keep me in check.

   
   
   The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

   • HTS, 
   • The Self Taught Man
5. 2018-01-31 at 2:59 AM UTC

   #5
   

   AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
   Ya wait till you get old then your just demented.
6. 2018-01-31 at 1:34 PM UTC

   #6
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by Enter Women don't want to hear about how I want to kill people, all the different drugs I've done, how much I hate people, etc. They say they want a bad boy but I guess there's a thin line between creepy and bad.
   
   I've learned this from watching dating shows. Currently watching First Dates.

   
   You're an idiot. No wonder everyone hates you
7. 2018-01-31 at 1:35 PM UTC

   #7
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by Something Squirrel You're an idiot. No wonder everyone hates you

   
   Honk?!
8. 2018-01-31 at 1:46 PM UTC

   #8
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by Enter Honk?!

   
   If I saw you in the middle of the road while I was driving I definitely would speed up and not honk.
9. 2018-01-31 at 1:47 PM UTC

   #9
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by Something Squirrel If I saw you in the middle of the road while I was driving I definitely would speed up and not honk.

   
   lol
10. 2018-01-31 at 1:49 PM UTC

    #10
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Enter is gonna be one of those creepy old men who hits on young women at the grocery store because he never got any in his youth.
11. 2018-01-31 at 1:51 PM UTC

    #11
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by 哈哈你看不懂中文 Enter is gonna be one of those creepy old men who hits on young women at the grocery store because he never got any in his youth.

    
    no way, man! i'm gonna keep on rockin' forever... forever... forever...
    
    ...forever? :(