A+ god tier suicide method

1. 2016-04-05 at 8:51 PM UTC

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   Dissociator African Astronaut
   saw a commrcial fo a kids toy that comes with helium canisters, about the size of a lysol can. buy a few of those, so readily available helium for exit bag. acquire 50mg of xanax or equiv of a nice benzo and maybe a few ativans, and amitrypline. take like 50 amis, sodium channel blocker stops heart. so 2 nearfoolproof methods, exit bag and amitryptline metod. tell psych doc you have insomnia and nothing works, ask for a nonaddictive snd eadily avwuire. bethhh methodd sorry for tupi i ate a horse
2. 2016-04-05 at 9 PM UTC

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   Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
   Do it faggot.
3. 2016-04-06 at 4:48 AM UTC

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   Malice Naturally Camouflaged
   Warning: There was a global helium shortage around last year, or whenever, and this led to most (consumer (as opposed to those who sell to commercial/big firms)) vendors mixing in oxygen, which causes the exit bag method to not function.
   
   http://www.walmart.com/ip/Balloon-Ti...d-Kit/43349988
   
   How do I know? I was researching this myself a while back, considering ordering the final item I needed in case I ever wanted to check out. Research other inert gases that are cheap and available.
4. 2016-04-06 at 4:53 AM UTC

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   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Nitrogens supposed to be better than helium, your body accepts it better cause it's already use to it being in the air.
5. 2016-04-06 at 6:02 AM UTC

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   Malice Naturally Camouflaged
   Oh, if you do use an alternative inert gas, be sure to lie down if it's heavier than air. Increases the chance of success.
6. 2016-04-06 at 5:06 PM UTC

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   aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
   if you're going to be using helium anyway, why not blow up a few hundred (thousand? I dunno) balloons and bind them to a noose? it'll be the most festive hanging ever, and your body will fall from a great height at a random location a day or so later
7. 2016-04-06 at 5:46 PM UTC

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   Malice Naturally Camouflaged
   I like that idea. I wonder if it would be feasible and cheaper to build a miniature hot air balloon fueled by a propane tank.
8. 2016-04-06 at 6:05 PM UTC

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   Sophie Pedophile Tech Support

   if you're going to be using helium anyway, why not blow up a few hundred (thousand? I dunno) balloons and bind them to a noose? it'll be the most festive hanging ever, and your body will fall from a great height at a random location a day or so later

   
   
   That's hilarious.