2016-04-05 at 8:51 PM UTC
saw a commrcial fo a kids toy that comes with helium canisters, about the size of a lysol can. buy a few of those, so readily available helium for exit bag. acquire 50mg of xanax or equiv of a nice benzo and maybe a few ativans, and amitrypline. take like 50 amis, sodium channel blocker stops heart. so 2 nearfoolproof methods, exit bag and amitryptline metod. tell psych doc you have insomnia and nothing works, ask for a nonaddictive snd eadily avwuire. bethhh methodd sorry for tupi i ate a horse
2016-04-06 at 4:53 AM UTC
Nitrogens supposed to be better than helium, your body accepts it better cause it's already use to it being in the air.
2016-04-06 at 6:02 AM UTC
Oh, if you do use an alternative inert gas, be sure to lie down if it's heavier than air. Increases the chance of success.
2016-04-06 at 5:06 PM UTC
aldra
JIDF Controlled Opposition
if you're going to be using helium anyway, why not blow up a few hundred (thousand? I dunno) balloons and bind them to a noose? it'll be the most festive hanging ever, and your body will fall from a great height at a random location a day or so later
2016-04-06 at 5:46 PM UTC
I like that idea. I wonder if it would be feasible and cheaper to build a miniature hot air balloon fueled by a propane tank.