Corrupt a Wish 2018 Edition

1. 2018-01-25 at 2:45 AM UTC

   #1
   

   Vizier Tuskegee Airman [spic of the devil]
   I wish it was summer.
2. 2018-01-25 at 2:47 AM UTC

   #2
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by Vizier I wish it was summer.

   
   It's summer, but you're still a mexican piece of shit.
   
   I wish Vizier got kidnapped and murdered by the cartel.
3. 2018-01-25 at 2:56 AM UTC

   #3
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   ^ He does, but after hes become a huge ultra rich prolific kingpin himself, having lived a sweet life with no regrets, at an old age.
   
   I wish to be the sole winner of the next record high megamillions/powerball jackpot.
4. 2018-01-25 at 3:37 AM UTC

   #4
   

   mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]

   Originally posted by Needledick_Needledick_Needledick ^ He does, but after hes become a huge ultra rich prolific kingpin himself, having lived a sweet life with no regrets, at an old age.
   
   I wish to be the sole winner of the next record high megamillions/powerball jackpot.

   
   Let me pray for you
5. 2018-01-25 at 4:19 AM UTC

   #5
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle
   Lol. God dislikes mash so much that he spitefully takes it out on those he's praying for.
6. 2018-01-25 at 4:30 AM UTC

   #6
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by Needledick_Needledick_Needledick ^ He does, but after hes become a huge ultra rich prolific kingpin himself, having lived a sweet life with no regrets, at an old age.
   
   I wish to be the sole winner of the next record high megamillions/powerball jackpot.

   
   You win the lottery, and then because of the shock you have a heart attack.
   
   

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   I wish all women were in love with me.
7. 2018-01-25 at 4:51 AM UTC

   #7
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Enter, all women are in love with you, but you are serving a life sentence without possibility of parole in a max security prison in... Turkey.
   
   I don't have any wishes. Fuck you.