Totse 2001 moisturizes his dick.

1. 2018-01-10 at 11:21 PM UTC

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   LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Space Nigga [my yellow-marked arboreous hypnotist]
   Just when you thought he couldn't get any weirder.
   
   

   Originally posted by Totse 2001 I have to come back on this
   
   Is this a serious question? What guy doesn't jell up his dick in skin moisturizer or Vaseline or Vitamin A lotion regardless if he Jerks it or Not?
   
   you got a dried up corn husk going on down there?
   
   
   Edited: Not done yet
   
   I bet you're some creepy red headed step kid with freckles and smell like a boiled cabbage fart.
   
   With your eczema ass flaking all over the place.

2. 2018-01-10 at 11:23 PM UTC

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   Daily an(nu)ally [dissolutely whisk the pantheon]
   Ewwww
   
   Who has eczema on their dick
3. 2018-01-10 at 11:50 PM UTC

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   Vizier Tuskegee Airman [spic of the devil]
   That's what happens when you let jedi doctors and brainwashed parents mutilate your dick as a child.