I wish to be injured in an automobile accident today.

1. 2018-01-07 at 11:43 PM UTC

   #1
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Only suffering a broken wrist, being hit by a drunk or completely at fault driver. It would actualy be a good thing. Pain meds and some monetary compensation and sitting on my ass in the hospital for a day watching some tv.
2. 2018-01-07 at 11:53 PM UTC

   #2
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   And then you get the hospital bill and find out that you have to pay $5000 that your insurance and payout didn't cover
   The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

   • kroz
3. 2018-01-08 at 12:33 AM UTC

   #3
   RestStop Space Nigga
   I think being killed by a drunk driver wouldn't be such a bad way to go out sometimes. He/she would be demonized and you would basically be a martyr even if you were an insufferable cunt before.
4. 2018-01-08 at 12:37 AM UTC

   #4
   

   kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
   thats terrible man, i hope you feel better, I've had a few things like that happen to me.