You can pick any woman from history, and fuck them at their prime

1. 2017-12-27 at 8:43 PM UTC

   #121
   

   HTS highlight reel

   Originally posted by greenplastic or you could get up out of your filthy computer chair in your filthy room maybe once a day and do some exercise
   
   on the other hand you could just continue to drink vodka and never clean it

   
   I have a broken leg a the moment, but yeah. Intention is to continue exercising once my leg is less fucked up. I had surgery like 4 days ago. Let me drink my vodka and meld into the couch for a little longer, 'kay?
2. 2017-12-27 at 8:44 PM UTC

   #122
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by HTS I have a broken leg a the moment, but yeah. Intention is to continue exercising once my leg is less fucked up. I had surgery like 4 days ago. Let me drink my vodka and meld into the couch for a little longer, 'kay?

   
   what happened to your leg?
3. 2017-12-27 at 8:47 PM UTC

   #123
   

   HTS highlight reel

   Originally posted by greenplastic what happened to your leg?

   
   Went to get Starbucks with BF and slipped while walking home. I landed on a highlighter and the shockwave traveled from my rectum to the tibia, causing it to explode into tiny fragments.
4. 2017-12-27 at 9:59 PM UTC

   #124
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by Bill Krozby whats with everyones obsession with donald trump?

   
   I never really got this. To me he's always been a rather loud and uninteresting real estate owner, and his taste is gaudy.
   
   I guess it's the media. The media love reporting on Trump. Meanwhile have the nasty little jedi EU President stumbling around drunk in the middle of the day, and it's not even reported on.
   
   https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9IbnSs8Bc9I
5. 2017-12-27 at 10:05 PM UTC

   #125
   

   bling bling Dark Matter
   ur mum
6. 2017-12-27 at 10:34 PM UTC

   #126
   Helladamnleet African Astronaut [impartially tyrannize that lentinus]

   Originally posted by HTS Went to get Starbucks with BF and slipped while walking home. I landed on a highlighter and the shockwave traveled from my rectum to the tibia, causing it to explode into tiny fragments.

   
   So in other words you got all fucked up on etiz and scron whooped your little wanna-be-bitch ass
7. 2017-12-28 at 12:24 AM UTC

   #127
   

   AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
   This chick broke my dick.
   
8. 2017-12-28 at 12:28 AM UTC

   #128
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by AngryOnion This chick broke my dick.
   

   
   Damn, she's cute.
9. 2017-12-28 at 12:30 AM UTC

   #129
   

   NARCassist gollums fat coach

   Originally posted by AngryOnion This chick broke my dick.
   

   
   she looks like she was worth it
   
   
   
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10. 2017-12-28 at 12:54 AM UTC

    #130
    

    AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
    Well she didn't break my dick I did looking at her.