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This really needs to be acknowledged. Mods are the biggest fucking losers in the world.

  1. Originally posted by Fox Paws I remember when I talked to her a few times she told me she lived in Central Florida fairly close to me. CF lives around here too. So it’s at least physically possible. I can believe it.

    captain falcon is a literal brown person who lives in pakistan
  2. -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    He says he lives in the US.
  3. Originally posted by -SpectraL He says he lives in the US.

    Originally posted by Captain Falcon I'm gonna be straight up, I do lie a lot. It's just fun to me. I literally lie all the time, it's like creative writing to me. Someone will ask me a mundane, boring ass question and my brain instantly goes to "well I COULD just say 'fine' but I could also construct a story about how I saw a homeless guy hanging from the back of a bus, projectile pissing his way down the whole boulevard."

    Idk if that is an actual mental illness, but it very well could be. I love just fibbing. I never tell big or harmful lies. But I will lie about shit just for fun literally all the time. If someone says "have you ever played XYZ game?" and I haven't, my response is usually something like "yeah I refunded it in steam the day I bought it because I couldn't stand the load times. Should I buy it again? Is it worth the load screens?" The alternative is saying "no", and starting the conversation over and over until you find common ground, or get annoyed and stop. My reply turns it into a conversation. And then we have essentially the same conversation, but they're not trying to explain boring shit to me, like game mechanics I don't give a fuck about.

    This has been a pretty valuable skill in my professional life, funnily enough. It's amazing for networking, courting clients, appeasing customers, and so on. It's also great for picking up chicks. No matter who you are, I will almost always have common ground with you, or so it seems.
  4. -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by Enter

    Soooo... Captain Falcon is really....... Dfg?

    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  5. Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by -SpectraL Soooo… Captain Falcon is really……. Dfg?

    Wrong
  6. -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker Wrong

    Sauce?
  7. benny vader YELLOW GHOST
    Originally posted by Enter

    how do you know the quote you quoted is more true than everything else he said ????
  8. Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by -SpectraL Sauce?

    Pasta
  9. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by Fox Paws I remember when I talked to her a few times she told me she lived in Central Florida fairly close to me. CF lives around here too. So it’s at least physically possible. I can believe it.

    i think captain faggot was pulling a lanny, and that helloclarice was captain faggot all along.



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  10. Test.

    Edit: test.
  11. Hey lanny finally fixed the text edit function.

    Lanny deserves a promotion for all his hard work at his job of being a mod
  12. kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by Fox Paws Hey lanny finally fixed the text edit function.

    Lanny deserves a promotion for all his hard work at his job of being a mod

    Wrong
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