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tfw almost 30

  1. #21
    Originally posted by D4NG0 Too many drugs, or…how is that possible?

    Pretty sure it was the drugs.
  2. #22
    I keep reading your name as "daeego"
  3. #23
    D4NG0 motherfucker
    So, no interest whatsoever?

    You should start telling people you're asexual to start earning LGBTQIGNSGRS victim points.
  4. #24
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by D4NG0 So, no interest whatsoever?

    You should start telling people you're asexual to start earning LGBTQIGNSGRS victim points.

    Good one, fuck boi.
  5. #25
    Originally posted by Hikikomori-Yume How does one deal with the crippling depression of getting old, watching your childhood/teenage friends get old/die and watch as everything you knew and loved disappears?

    I'm really hoping that they just nuke everything soon so I can start over and relive this timeline.
    There should be a mass apocalypse every timeline when I hit 17.

    Stop calling your old friends to party. it gets worst and worst. more and more shit come up and you don't instantly get to hook up like your teens and early 20s.

    Just find the best Job and go back to College and get a fucking Masters and or a certification that will get you a good paying Job.

    if possible, just go to work for the Post office if you're too lazy to finish college. Government Jobs have security and benefits for life. don't procrastinate on the obvious that is. You see it. You're complaining. It's not magically going to go back to the way it was. and don't drink so fucking much. wait till you get home, smoke a bud if that's your thing, watch the horror of the world on MSM or come BBS then brush your teeth and go to sleep.
  6. #26
    I think someone is fucking with my meds. they don't kick in slowly. they kick in real fast but take a long time to do so.

    I blame that Paki'esque looking motha fucker at the Pharmacy
  7. #27
    Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by Hikikomori-Yume What an awful way to live.
    It doesn't have to be this way though, once we kill the oligarchs and jedis and implement a more socialist system with technology doing the hard work we will be free.

    It doesn't have to be this way.

  8. #28
    benny vader YELLOW GHOST
    Originally posted by Kolokol-1 I'm 23, haven't had a sex drive since ~17 and I'm so very thankful

    thats becos your a taker.

    sexes will be driven unto you.
  9. #29
    benny vader YELLOW GHOST
    Originally posted by AngryOnion You look at a pretty girl and expect a Bonner but you get NOTHING.

    have you tried it with childrens ???
  10. #30
    benny vader YELLOW GHOST
    Originally posted by Hikikomori-Yume How does one deal with the crippling depression of getting old,

    get a sex change.
  11. #31
    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Originally posted by benny vader have you tried it with childrens ???

    Do you honestly get a boner just looking at fully dressed childrens?
  12. #32
    I don't like where this is going.
  13. #33
    benny vader YELLOW GHOST
    Originally posted by Sophie Do you honestly get a boner just looking at fully dressed childrens?

    you ask it like its a bad thing.
  14. #34
    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Originally posted by benny vader you ask it like its a bad thing.

    Not at all. For me at least there has to be at least some type of wardrobe malfunction going on. Happens more than you think, if you look. But i'm sure you do.
  15. #35
    benny vader YELLOW GHOST
    Originally posted by Sophie Not at all. For me at least there has to be at least some type of wardrobe malfunction going on. Happens more than you think, if you look. But i'm sure you do.

    i have overly active imagination.
  16. #36


    shit's going to be delicious as fuck in one week. it's a little cold right now so i put it on a heat mat for germinating seeds to speed up the fermentation.
  17. #37
    ^^ i put the work in the p-rex
  18. #38
    Originally posted by Kolokol-1 I'm 23, haven't had a sex drive since ~17 and I'm so very thankful

    the chemical jedi has gotten to you
  19. #39
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by greenplastic

    shit's going to be delicious as fuck in one week. it's a little cold right now so i put it on a heat mat for germinating seeds to speed up the fermentation.

    looks good man
  20. #40
    Originally posted by RestStop I'm almost 30 too. Most of the people around me especially the past year or so have either died or been sent to prison. The remaining few are so horribly screwed they might as well be dead/prison. My best friend I ever had got out of prison after serving 7 of a 5 year sentence(that's backwards correctly) I was hanging out with his little brother a little before this but he became one of those annoying whiny ass heroin addicts who cries about being sick all the time so I really don't fuck with him and haven't even seen my friend because of it.

    Idk I live in a small drug addled Appalachia town where dreams pretty much die before they are fully hatched. But I'm the man if you didn't know.

    Like is that West Virginia or PA or NY area?
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