2017-11-27 at 12:52 PM UTC
ok, i have this nuisance retard of a neighbor thats starts problems with people just because he is bored and think it is cool.
he thinks its cool to play loud dubsteb 5 am, and shoot fireworks at my dog when i let it outside to go use bathroom. somebody called the cops on him and now he has to go to court for noise violation. now he thinks its me who called on him, and he keeps yelling random drunk nonsense at me most of the time now when he sees me outside, also found out he is currently on probation on DUI and this could be a violation for him.
what can i do to further fuck up his life? any suggestions?
2017-11-27 at 2:06 PM UTC
Obbe
Alan What?
[annoy my right-angled speediness]
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2017-11-27 at 3:46 PM UTC
Cut his penis off. They always get mad when you cut their penis off.
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2017-11-27 at 3:48 PM UTC
Daily
an(nu)ally
[dissolutely whisk the pantheon]
Throw birdseed on his lawn so it gets fucked up and grows weeds
2017-11-27 at 4:30 PM UTC
Cut his eyelids off and rape his dad in front of him.
2017-11-27 at 8:51 PM UTC
Trolling a stranger on another continent = good idea.
Trolling your next door neighbour = bad idea.
2017-11-27 at 10:31 PM UTC
SILENT WEAPONS FOR QUIET WARS
2017-11-27 at 10:37 PM UTC
Just order pizza to his house over and over again.
2017-11-27 at 10:45 PM UTC
tell the local kids to fuc with him
tell them to run round him in circles singing t he scarecrow song or say hes a pedo and get them to pur his windows thru
2017-11-27 at 11:11 PM UTC
Go get those ball and jacks. Break off the round tips, sharpen, then throw around his car tires. guaranteed to land sharp side up. Almost assured to puncture a tire. Another one is using nails and a Styrofoam cup. Get nails and a cup the right size so they fit snug, and put a shitload of nails in different directions in the cup, wedged point to the sides, and roll that under a tire... another stealthy way to fuck someones day up.
I'll see if I can think of some others... I'm tired as fuck right now though.
2017-11-28 at 12:14 AM UTC
he sold his car for mETh idoit
2017-11-28 at 12:17 AM UTC
Originally posted by nonarky
what can i do to further fuck up his life? any suggestions?
Associate with him.
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2017-11-28 at 1:12 AM UTC
sneak into house put anthrax in his tootpaste
replace his meth with ground glass
