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If Grimace were to go out last night and get a blowjob...

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    Would he have to take it to his grave? Would he tell mmQ?
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    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
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    Grimace motherfucker [my enumerable hindi guideword]
    I went out last night. The wind was cold on my face as my lips chapped and cracked into a brittle piece of shit.

    "I need to get some lip balm", I said to myself as I walked the lonely street in the bitter cold.

    I paused for a moment to glance at the stars...

    "What a fucking weird thing..." I thought to myself as I gazed upon the twinkling stars in the deepening blue sky.

    Suddenly, Weed Smoker came FLYING around the corner in his WALRUS DICK PURPLE Mitsubishi Gallant. He didn't even see me when he hit me head on. I rolled up on the windshield and exploded into a mass of bone, blood and gore.

    Weed Smoker kept on ridin', cuz he's a a rida'.
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