Awhile back I had been banging this girl who sold/gave me weed. (I never asked her to be my girlfriend)
She got some of her student loan money and took me out for pizza and beer, we went back to my place and I was so tired/ drunk I just passed out, anyways I wake up at 5 in the morning to go take a piss and my tooth brush and floss is floating in the toilet.... she's not in my place, and my front door is wide open. I text her "lol whats the deal girl....?" and about ten hours later I get a text saying "yeah I went through your phone and all your shit while you were asleep, you were texting fat ugly girls and I went on a mini-rage and fuck your tooth brush you owe me for the pizza and beer" (I never asked her to buy me pizza or beer)
Bitches be cray cray, anyone else had shit like this happen to you?
