I just swallowed a AA battery

1. 2017-11-08 at 4:37 AM UTC

   #1
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Goodbye
2. 2017-11-08 at 4:50 AM UTC

   #2
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   jump into nuclear reactor, become battery man
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   • aldra
3. 2017-11-08 at 4:50 AM UTC

   #3
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   A Morton employee and a Radio Shack employee gang up and beat down an innocent man. They are respectively charged with assault and battery.
4. 2017-11-08 at 5:04 AM UTC

   #4
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   ^ An illegal immigrant got into a fight with a child molester. It was alien vs predator.
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   • aldra
5. 2017-11-08 at 5:05 AM UTC

   #5
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   *§m£ÂgØL vs. Sophie
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   • aldra
6. 2017-11-08 at 5:09 AM UTC

   #6
   

   aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
   Pretty sure that Bulger kid survived getting something like 9 C-cells up his small hole so you should be ok
7. 2017-11-08 at 5:09 AM UTC

   #7
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Did u just swerve around my joke with ure thanks
   
   really man
   
   Realyl aldra
   
   really my man
8. 2017-11-08 at 5:11 AM UTC

   #8
   

   aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
   it doesn't make sense
   
   
   why would one get done for assault and the other battery
   
   
   I can't abide plot holes like that
9. 2017-11-08 at 5:31 AM UTC

   #9
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   My stomach hurts
10. 2017-11-08 at 5:38 AM UTC

    #10
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by aldra it doesn't make sense
    
    
    why would one get done for assault and the other battery
    
    
    I can't abide plot holes like that

    
    Morton = salt company
    
    Radio Shack = sells batteries
    
    Morton man scared him, Radio Shack man knocked him out without his knowledge
11. 2017-11-08 at 5:53 AM UTC

    #11
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by Captain Falcon A Morton employee and a Radio Shack employee gang up and beat down an innocent man. They are respectively charged with assault and battery.

    
    Radio Shack doesn't exist anymore. and the company should be Lockheed and Radioshack
    
    Morton makes salt, dont they
    
    Oh wait... Ohohohohoho g1